Carbohydrate Cartoons and Comics

"One slice—hold the bread."

"I just wish you would try counting your blessings the way you do your carbs."

"Am I still hungry or am I just eating this because it's still there?"

'But then after eating the porridge, all those carbs kicked in...'

'I warned you about stuffing yourself with carbs, didn't I?'

'Stinkin low carb housing.'

'Let me have 20% fat, 40% carbohydrate, 40% protein and a cup of tea,'

"You're a very complex carbohydrate."

'You have to realise that as a potato you are a very complex carbohydrate.'

'It's very important to have balanced diet.'

"You better not be cheating on our Atkins diet buster!"

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

'What are the three basic food groups?'

Fat-free way; carb-free way.

Carb free support group: 'Oh boy! I can have my cake and not eat it, too!'

'Mary is visiting from Ames, Iowa and is responsible for all of the carbohydrates.'

Low Carbs

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

"Secondhard carbs"

"I really shouldn't have any dessert. My trainer told me never to eat out of boredom."

'Sorry, no carbs.'

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

'I'm going to put you on a low carb diet,'

"I thought you were trying to go carb-free?"