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"She's lucky no one's invented carbon dating …. Then we'd see just how old she is."
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"Dad's ninety-three, according to the latest carbon-dating techniques."
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The Loneliest Archaeologist
Carbon dating. It sounds a lot more fun than it is.
"It's nothing serious. We're just carbon dating."
'Don't worry if you can't remember your age grandad, we'll get you carbon dated!'
'The Science Channel's started a new quiz show -- 'The Carbon-Dating Game.''
'What would King Richard III have done?'
"I thought I'd check out dating sites for seniors. So far I've narrowed it down to either 'Carbon Dating,' or 'Best Before Date'."
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'So, do you smoke?'
'We've carbon paper dated him as far back as 1968.'
'Carbon date if you must but I'd stake my reputation on it being a July, 1993, Sunday Roast!'
'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'
'Sorry, this isn't that kind of agency. We determine the age of old fossils, not arrange dates for them.'
'Would you like to go out to a movie with me?'
"I'm sorry, but we can't go out. I'm a creationist and you are a lump of coal. I....I just don't believe in carbon dating."
'Where're you going?' - 'Off to have your sausages carbon dated.'
'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'
"You should never ask her age unless it's carbon dating."
'The reason I can date this piece so accurately as 2000 years and 10 days is because the man who brought it in said it was 2000 years old and that was 10 days ago!'
The radiocarbon dating technique.