Carcinogens Cartoons and Comics

"Gotta go. I've taken in all the carcinogen exposure I can for one day."

"I've read another sixty-two pages. Time to turn over."

'The FDA has found that food causes cancer. They're going to outlaw food!'

"Vaping is 95% less likely to kill you, but 98% more likely to make you look like a complete tosser!"

'Our menu is divided into three sections: Cancer causing foods, artery clogging foods, and foods that are being boycotted for political or environmental reasons.'

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

"I'm not sure making phones out of asbestos solves the problem."

'We removed all the sugar, caffeine,fats and carcinogens, and there wasn't anything left.'

A man sits on coffin-shaped chairs in the smoking area.

'As if passive smoking could possibly be harmless.'

"Yeah, it's a dangerous job. Do you have any idea how toxic old hot dog water is?"

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

"You knew your cigarettes were causing the death of thousands of Americans and yet memos show you encouraged secrecy so you could greedily make billions of dollars!?"

"Fancy lobster tonight?"

Day by day: poison gas attacks on European children!

"Don't listen to them, our kind of smoking is fine. It's cigarettes that are dangerous for your health..."

Carcinogens, Inc.

'What kind of name is that for a vaccine?'

Carcinogens.

"Now the FDA says eye of newt causes cancer."