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'Farnsworth, this isn't what I meant when I asked you to draft bridge plans.'
Why dogs can't play poker: 'For the last time...the kitty stays in the middle of the table.'
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"I'll stay."
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solitaire, card, cards, card game, card games, poker, poker game, poker games, playing cards, poker player, poker players, card player, card players, playing poker, bet, bets, betting, gamble, gambles, gamblingOnline poker night, all players have laptops.
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game night, games night, games nights, game nights, poker player, playing poker, online poker, laptop, laptops, cards, playing cards, card player, card players, bet, bets, betting, gamble, gambles, gambler, gamblers, gambling, poker, online, website"I'm a black cat. Why would I want to go to the gambling capital of the world?"
'Go fish.'
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mother, mothers, mad, madness, bonkers, crazy, craziness, not dealing with a full deck, deal, deals, dealer, dealers, dealing, cards, card player, card players, playing cards, things kids say, kid, kids, mother in law, mother-in-law, son, sonsCowboy: 'Hey, stop the game fellers! He's got an ace up his sleeve!!' Cowboy 2: 'Why you dirty, low-down, rotten cheetah!!'
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