Card Shop Cartoons and Comics

Birthday cards, get-well cards, stop sending me cards.

Greeting card sections.

Get Well. Get Over It.

Starter sympathy cards

'I need a Empathy/Apathy card - one that says I understand but I don't care.'

Business people buying greeting cards.

'Do you have a card that stops short of saying I'm sorry yet vaguely hints at some wrongdoing?'

Sympathy Cards: Mange, Fleas, Fur Balls, Ticks, Shedding.

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

Begrudging Congrats.

'I need a card that sends a very clear mixed message.'

Age Cards.

Friendship

Scratch and Sniff Greeting Cards

"I'm trying to tap into the high court market."

Mother's Day Greeting Cards: Pick your own.

"Where do you keep the cards with the money in them?"

Sympathy and Grief-Giving Cards

Birthday. Belated Birthday. Miss you. Diplomatic apology.

Narcissistic Notes: I, Me, Mine.

Greeting cards: Religious and Holier Than Thou.

Over the Hill Birthday Cards

Good Luck With the American Health-Care System

'I like this sympathy card and it's buy one get one free!'

"Do you have a get the hell back to work card?"