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"Do you want that with or without angioplasty?"
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'Unbelievable. Smoking a cigarette while shoveling snow. Did he leave a note?'
'Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!'
'A little heart on the drug label means the price could cause cardiac arrest.'
Solar powered defibrillator
'Pencils?' 'Check.' 'Pads?' 'Check.'...'Automated external defibrillator?' 'Check.'
'Following the interrogation, police made a cardiac arrest'
A Man has just died of a Heart attack about to enter a Cardiology centre
"You need a heart transplant - but your insurance only covers two aspirins a day."
"Did you wax your chest or did someone at the office have to use the AED on you again?"
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'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'
'No, it ain't Samoan...the tattooist had a heart attack.'
'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'
Following the interrogation, police made a cardiac arrest.
'What have we got here Constable Heart?'
Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol
'It's a heart attack!'
'No, a defibrillator isn't isn't the same as a polygraph. You can keep lying as usual.'
'He was doing fine before Shena ripped the EKG patches off his chest...'
"You don't need a coffee with that, you need a cardiac emergency crew!!"
'Hello, Pappa John's. I'll take 2 large pepperoni pizzas. Hey honey, do we want them to hold the health insurance?'
'Call Maintenance...I need them to check the output on this defibrillator.'
Bingo heart attack.
Hiker Followed By Paramedic
Doctor to patient wired up to ECG machine; 'We'll soon have you out of here. Don't worry. You'll be gone in a heartbeat.'