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'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'
'Hey, this guy has no heart. Why didn't somebody tell me he's an insurance company lobbyist?'
'Okay, let's have the thing. You know the thing. That muscley pumpy thing. For Pete's sake, the thing that came in the cooler."'
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'Now that's what I call rejection.'
'It looks right, but actually it's very, very wrong.'
"This is the heart transplant patient."
'I was able to bypass the main artery...But enough about my commute to work.'
"How can you mend...a broken heart?"
'No, those chest pains don't mean you're having a heart attack. You're just thumping your chest too hard.'
'Gasp! Wheez! Nobody told me that once you have a heart you also need cardio!'
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Bypass and Cardiac Clinic
'No, I'm not the famous heart surgeon, but I charge exactly what he charges...'
'I have a very stressful job. The doctor said my condition was induced by job related stress. Luckily, the bypass surgery is one of my executive perks.'
'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'
"Oh no! You, again?"
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'You need a heart valve replacement. We have staff going down to a nearby farm to look for a donor.'
'Relax, dear. That's not your cardiogram. That's the stock market.'
"Guess what, Findley? He really does have a heart of gold!"
'Haha, just kidding! I'm Greg the plumber, not your heart surgeon!'
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'It seems your heart replaced the 'Boom-Boom' beat with a funny ringtone!'
'He really put his heart into it.'
'Would you be my Valentine?'