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'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'
'Hey, this guy has no heart. Why didn't somebody tell me he's an insurance company lobbyist?'
'Okay, let's have the thing. You know the thing. That muscley pumpy thing. For Pete's sake, the thing that came in the cooler."'
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"This is the heart transplant patient."
"How can you mend...a broken heart?"
'Gasp! Wheez! Nobody told me that once you have a heart you also need cardio!'
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Bypass and Cardiac Clinic
'No, I'm not the famous heart surgeon, but I charge exactly what he charges...'
'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'
'I have a very stressful job. The doctor said my condition was induced by job related stress. Luckily, the bypass surgery is one of my executive perks.'
"Oh no! You, again?"
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'You need a heart valve replacement. We have staff going down to a nearby farm to look for a donor.'
'Relax, dear. That's not your cardiogram. That's the stock market.'
"Guess what, Findley? He really does have a heart of gold!"
'Haha, just kidding! I'm Greg the plumber, not your heart surgeon!'
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'It seems your heart replaced the 'Boom-Boom' beat with a funny ringtone!'
"Look! There's a song in his heart."
'He really put his heart into it.'
'Would you be my Valentine?'
'I dunno mate - it's an old model. Probably not worth repairing.'
'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'
'After we've given you a new heart we make you a ham sandwich!'
Change Of Heart
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"Man, is that artery clogged or what?"
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