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'Hey, Lori! Take a look at Mr. Geckler's EKG!'
'It's not looking good. His pulse is up to 202 just from getting out of the chair and stepping on to the treadmill.'
'Sir! That alarm means the security tag is still on your new heart valve. I need to see your receipt.'
Dave wanted to make sure that he'd be able to blow out all the candles on his cake.
Mountain Climbing Yodeler
Tags:vertical climber, vertical climbers, gym, gyms, fitness, cardio, workout, working out, getting fit, workout machine, cardio machine, stepper, steppers, mountain climber, mountain climbers, yodeller, yodellers, jodeling, jodelling, jodeller, jodellers, jodeler, jodelers, yodeler, yodelers, mountain climbing, rock climbing, dog, dogs, pet, pets
"Still on your left."
Tags:gym, gyms, gym-goer, gym-goers, cycle, cyclist, cyclists, bicycle, bicycles, treadmill, treadmills, no escape, no escaping, escape, escapes, on your left, pace, paces, pacing, paced, keeping pace, annoying, annoyed, annoy, annoyance, sport, sports, fit, fitness, fitspo, cardio, cardio, running, runner, runners, marathon, marathons, marathon training
'We couldn't find a donor heart, so we implanted 13 chipmunk hearts.'
'Will you relax?! It's a well-known fact that most heart attacks occur in the morning.'
'We're willing to offer you $50,000 if you'll run in the Boston Marathon wearing a shirt that reads 'Heart-Co pacemakers are number one!'
Tags:hospital, hospitals, sponsor, sponsors, sponsorship, sponsorships, incentive, incentive, heart, hearts, cardio, cardiology, run, runs, running, jog, jogs, jogging, marathon, marathons, businessman, businessmen, boston, heart-co, pacemaker, pacemakers, inappropriate, offer, offers, close to home
"Gentlemen, please! I'm sure we can all agree that both the rowing machine and the stationary bicycle have a place in any serious cardiovascular exercise."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, bartender, bartenders, argue, argument, arguments, arguing, disagree, disagreement, fitness, exercise, exercise machine, exercise machines, stationary bike, stationary bikes, rowing, rowing machine, rowing machines, workout, cardio, cardiovascular, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives
"Give me a minute—I'm working on my core."
The Grim Reaper Keeps Fit
Tags:dead, death, died, die, dying, grim reaper, reaper, scythe, grave, graves, horror, treadmill, tread mill, exercise, exercises, health, healthy, medical, fitness, fit, fitness class, gym, gyms, gym rat, physical, physical health, wellbeing, well-being, well being, run, running, cardio, cardios, weight, weight loss
"You're getting plenty of cardio. You should try some lifting."
Tags:pet, pets, rat, rats, rat cage, rat cages, mouse, mice, mouce cage, mouse cages, mouse, hamster, hamsters, hamster wheel, hamster wheels, wheel, wheels, exercise, exercises, exercising, workout, workouts, working out, cardio, cardio workout, cardio workouts, strength training, lifting, weights, weight training, fitness, fitness instructor, fitness instructors
"Well, once again I find myself all pumped up with no place to go."
Tags:gym, gyms, gym routine, pump, get a pump on, pumped, pumped up, lift, lifting, lifting weights, single, single life, bachelor, bachelors, lonely, loneliness, locker room, locker-room, gymnasium, health, muscle, muscles, cardio, heart health, fitness, fit, fitter, ripped, shredded, men, masculine, masculinity, date, dates, dating
"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"
Tags:exercise, exercising, fitness, fitness training, fitness trainer, fitness trainers, training, trainer, trainers, gym, gyms, athletics, athletic, athlete, athletes, cardio, cardiovascular, cardiovascular fitness, cardiovascular health, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, pickup, pickups, pick up, pick ups, chat up, chat-up, chatting up, chatting-up, flirt, flirtation, dating, dates, social gathering, social gatherings, party, parties, small talk, introduction, introductions, small-talk, networking, network, meeting new people, socializing, social, socially awkward, tennis, tennis player, tennis players, sports, sports player, sports obsession, cocktail chat, cocktail chatter
"It's right about here that my socks fall down."
Tags:exercise, working out, work out, workout, workouts, work outs, exercising, exercised, fit, fitness, getting fit, in shape, getting in shape, jog, jogger, joggers, jogging, run, runner, runners, running, walk, walker, walkers, walking, friend, friends, gym, gym buddy, gyms, cardio, sock, socks, footwear
'Wow! This zombie apocalypse is doing wonders for my fitness...'
"Sure doc, I can eat healthy tasteless food and exercise until my lungs implode. Or, you can just inject some drain cleaner into my eyeball and save us both a lot of time and trouble."
Tags:health food, health foods, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, dietitian, dietitians, dietician, dieticians, tasteless food, tasteless foods, tasteless, tastelessness, flavour, flavourless, flavor, flavorless, exercise, exercises, exercising, cardio, workout, workouts, working out, gym, gyms, gym membership, gym memberships, health nut, health nuts
"I've given up trying to do a cardio workout."
The Seven Second Workout
Tags:hiit, high intensity, high intensity impact training, hit, intense, intensity, exercise, exercises, exercising, fitness, fit, fitter, fitness goals, fitspo, inspiration, goals, workout, workouts, gym, gyms, gains, weight lifting, weight-lifting, lifting, free weights, curls, squats, free, deads, deadlift, dead lift, cardio, running, treadmill, treadmills, gym bunny, efficient, efficiency, time efficiency, work smarter not harder
Man tries to enter fitness center through a treadmill entrance.
'The operation has been delayed - they left your heart in San Francisco.'
GPS and Cardio Workout
Tags:cardio, cardios, cardio problem, cardio problems, heart problem, heart problems, medical problem, medical problems, gps, global positioning system, global positioning systems, workout, workouts, exercise, exercises, exercising, fitness, driver, drivers, lazy, laziness, jog, jogs, jogging, jogger, joggers
'How about some situps A few pushups Maybe jog a mile What do you mean, no'
People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.
Tags:dog, dogs, dog park, dog parks, city, city park, city parks, fit, workout, workouts, fitness, health, health and fitness, dog health, dog fitness, exercise, exercise equipment, cardio, cardio equipment, stationary bikes, treadmill, gym, gyms, treadmills, running, biking, outdoors, recreation, parks and recreation, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking