Cardiologist Cartoons and Comics

Cardiologist Convention: 'Our next speaker will be speaking on other matters of the heart.'

'Hey, Lori! Take a look at Mr. Geckler's EKG!'

Claire discovers the The Clapper operates on the same frequency as Don's pacemaker.

"I notice you're reaching the traditional coronary age."

"I am not the famous heart surgeon, but I am in his medical group."

'Sir! That alarm means the security tag is still on your new heart valve. I need to see your receipt.'

"Good?"

"Thumpety-Thump, Thumpety-Thump, …. Ka-Chunk, Ka-Chunk, Ka-Chunk,… Thumpety-Thump. Thumpety-Thump……"

'We couldn't find a donor heart, so we implanted 13 chipmunk hearts.'

'Will you relax?! It's a well-known fact that most heart attacks occur in the morning.'

'So is it a real heart attack, or is he just faking it?'

"When we implant your pacemaker, we can, for a modest additional fee, also implant your beeper."

"Clear!"

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"I eat cheap greasy food so I can save for my cardiologist bills in the future."

I'm sure if I moved to a fresh water environment, my hypertension would abate.

Man in hospital bed has EKG with up and down sales charts next to it

Blessed are the pacemakers.

"You have a heart murmur and I'm starting to hear your liver and kidneys complain."

Fred questions whether Dr. McWit's Quick Draw Stress Tests are AMA approved.

"The transplant can be done anytime. We can always get artichoke hearts."

"Any family history of ragtime?"

'Of course you can't find my heart, I'm a banker.'

"You seem to have a song in your heart."