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To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.
Just days before her 62nd birthday, Brenda has a senior moment.
'The best revenge is outliving your enemies. I just wish I could remember who they were!'
Sorry the dementia statistics are not ready, they keep losing count.'
"Good news! - I've just finished paying back my student loan...."
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Guide To Elderly Services - Care & Don't Care.
'My dad just wants to be treated with a little respect and dignity in his old age.' 'Don't worry. We're used to dealing with troublemakers at this home.'
"This is the most difficult decision this board has ever made. We're putting you in a nursing home."
'If I don't do my homework I'll get bad grades- I'll never get a job and won't be able to pay for your long term care. You do the maths.'
I retired when the crew began calling me Salt and Pepper Beard
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"Panic over Jane I've managed to find someone with a proper qualification to come and talk to Mr Foster."
"I was focussing on the deficit, then I was focussing on Medicare, but right now I'm focussing on Nicole Kidman."
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'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'
Elderly man on phone in bed - 'Press 1 if you have bed sores, Press 2 if you need to go to the toilet...'
'How about a few of the pretty pink and yellow ones today, dear.'
"It's no coincidence that every time an old fart comes in here, somebody starts lighting candles."
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Meadowhaven Acres: an assisted living hell for senior citizens.
The hospital requires all of our nursing staff to be educated to degree level, nurse Pittwalter's is in Post-Neoclassical endogenous growth theory.'
'He's a completely different person when he gets his hands on a zimmerframe...'
"You're still a mod, I'm still a rocker!" (Brighton Rest Home).
Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel
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'I wish I knew now what I knew then...'
'Most people just put their elderly parents into a care home!'