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To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.
"Who gets Meals on Wheels?"
Just days before her 62nd birthday, Brenda has a senior moment.
'The best revenge is outliving your enemies. I just wish I could remember who they were!'
Guide To Elderly Services - Care & Don't Care.
'My dad just wants to be treated with a little respect and dignity in his old age.' 'Don't worry. We're used to dealing with troublemakers at this home.'
"This is the most difficult decision this board has ever made. We're putting you in a nursing home."
'If I don't do my homework I'll get bad grades- I'll never get a job and won't be able to pay for your long term care. You do the maths.'
"Nadine, the motorcycle is very loud, but, after Bertie finishes his ride and parks it just so so, he'll cut down to idle, and then you can tell him all about your Happy Day Nut Cookie Recipe."
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"Panic over Jane I've managed to find someone with a proper qualification to come and talk to Mr Foster."
"I was focussing on the deficit, then I was focussing on Medicare, but right now I'm focussing on Nicole Kidman."
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'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'
'Try and stay alive until the government have finished their consultation process.'
Elderly man on phone in bed - 'Press 1 if you have bed sores, Press 2 if you need to go to the toilet...'
"It's no coincidence that every time an old fart comes in here, somebody starts lighting candles."
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'How about a few of the pretty pink and yellow ones today, dear.'
Meadowhaven Acres: an assisted living hell for senior citizens.
The hospital requires all of our nursing staff to be educated to degree level, nurse Pittwalter's is in Post-Neoclassical endogenous growth theory.'
"You're still a mod, I'm still a rocker!" (Brighton Rest Home).
'Most people just put their elderly parents into a care home!'
Handle With Care
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'But your only here for a week Dad, there's no point in organising an escape committee!'