Career Advice Cartoons and Comics

"Still it would be a great mistake to abandon your work on the perpetual motion machine."

"Sometimes it's better to dress for the job you have."

'No, an aptitude test is not a test on your cell phone apps knowledge.'

"If you still want to belong to an organization dedicated to killing Americans, there's always the tobacco lobby."

"Tell me the truth—have I ever made tea come out of your nose?"

"Where do you see yourself in five potatoes?"

'I was given a ton of great career advice when I graduated from college. Unfortunately, I can't remember any of it because my entire brain is filled with passwords and PIN numbers.'

"And what would you say to the young furniture designer starting out today?"

"I wasn't murdered, Hamlet. I just came back to encourage you to go to medical school."

'When I grow up I', going to be an electrical engineer and when I'm laid off, I'm going to go into real estate and when that goes down the tube, I'm going to go into . . . '

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

"Where's Waldo in five years?"

"Perkins, I didn't get where I am today without taking a few risks."

"You'll notice that I was born in 1968—a very prestigious year."

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"I've found a sprinkling of warmth and humility is vital in keeping people slightly off balance."

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

'To be honest, I've never known for my work ethic.'

'I thought I'd put in the details later.'

"There's a lot I want to experience, but not a lot I actually want to do."

""Organ Collector" Isn't An Option."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"You're buggered."