Career Advisers Cartoons and Comics

"I can't imagine where I'd be today if it hadn't been for my high-school guidance counselor."

"I'm flexible—I want to be rich and famous, but I'll settle for rich."

'No, an aptitude test is not a test on your cell phone apps knowledge.'

"I'm an idealist - I'd like to make my pile at a non-profit organization."

'I was given a ton of great career advice when I graduated from college. Unfortunately, I can't remember any of it because my entire brain is filled with passwords and PIN numbers.'

Career Advisor: 'I wish you'd come to me sooner!'

"Do you have anything in computing?"

"Massive funding cuts, unsure of our future, lacking in support...still enough of our problems, what can we do for you?"

"So where do you see yourself in five months?"

"It's hard to strike just the right balance. I didn't have enough fire in the belly for politics, but I seem to have too much for market research."

"Sorry, but I don't see anything useful here, given today's economy."

"Have you given any thought at all about where you might like to accrue your student loan debt?"

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'What do you want to be when you grow up, Dad?'

'I want to train to be the Grim Reaper.'

'I thought I'd put in the details later.'

'Posting a song on the internet and becoming a global singing phenomenon is certainly an option, but you might like to consider focussing on your GCSE's as a back-up!'

'I chose accountancy because it was the first thing I came across in the dictionary that I could do, being an Aardvark was too difficult!'

'I explored all of my career options and found sitting on a porch was more rewarding than becoming a pumpkin pie.'

'When I grow up I want to be a rock star.'

"The nice thing about being a stem cell is that we can be anything we want when we grow up."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Superdog, eh? Faster than a speeding car? Movie roles are replaced by animation. How about a job in surveillance and security?"

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"You're buggered."