Career Change Cartoons and Comics

Personnel: 'Next question, what was the reason for leaving your last job?' Reply: 'I got sick of being questioned about everything I did!'

'First time working on a government ship?'

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

"This is fine, General, but how are your typing skills?"

Face Painting Five Bucks

"I haven't always been a cowboy, you know."

"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."

'I never should have left the circus.'

'A-ha, They spelled 'Kloprinol' with a 'c''

"You're kidding! I used to be an economist myself!"

'Social work is such a worthwhile, fulfilling career that I've decided to give up my fabulous income as an investment banker to become one!'

The Projecting Psychic

'You're not in the CIA anymore, Phil. This is the corporate world. We don't indefinitely detain suspected business competitors.'

"That's not who I am anymore."

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"If you still want to belong to an organization dedicated to killing Americans, there's always the tobacco lobby."

"How did a guy like you ever get into a business like this?"

"Plunder and booty isn't all that easy to come by anymore."

"I may have something rather outside your field. Would you consider indentured servitude?"

"The first thing you need to do is update your résumé."

"You're the first person I've met who didn't become a pastry chef after suffering a nervous breakdown in a corporate job."

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

"I've made my fortune, and now it's time for me to run for office and consolidate it."

'I know you have a technical background, but here we call them caskets, not 'dropdown boxes.'