Career Changes Cartoons and Comics

'First time working on a government ship?'

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

"This is fine, General, but how are your typing skills?"

"I haven't always been a cowboy, you know."

"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."

'A-ha, They spelled 'Kloprinol' with a 'c''

'I never should have left the circus.'

'Social work is such a worthwhile, fulfilling career that I've decided to give up my fabulous income as an investment banker to become one!'

The Projecting Psychic

'You're not in the CIA anymore, Phil. This is the corporate world. We don't indefinitely detain suspected business competitors.'

"That's not who I am anymore."

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"How did a guy like you ever get into a business like this?"

"I may have something rather outside your field. Would you consider indentured servitude?"

"The first thing you need to do is update your résumé."

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

"You're the first person I've met who didn't become a pastry chef after suffering a nervous breakdown in a corporate job."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

What's Next for Ed?

'I know you have a technical background, but here we call them caskets, not 'dropdown boxes.'

Planned Service Changes

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

"Let's just say I'm leaving to pursue other interests."

'Someday I'm going to quite this dam job.'