Career Changes Cartoons and Comics

"I'm thinking of getting out of medicine completely… or volunteering in a third world country to do my liposuction."

'First time working on a government ship?'

"This is fine, General, but how are your typing skills?"

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."

"I haven't always been a cowboy, you know."

'A-ha, They spelled 'Kloprinol' with a 'c''

'I never should have left the circus.'

'Social work is such a worthwhile, fulfilling career that I've decided to give up my fabulous income as an investment banker to become one!'

The Projecting Psychic

'You're not in the CIA anymore, Phil. This is the corporate world. We don't indefinitely detain suspected business competitors.'

"That's not who I am anymore."

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"How did a guy like you ever get into a business like this?"

"I may have something rather outside your field. Would you consider indentured servitude?"

"What happened to the brain surgeon I married?"

"The first thing you need to do is update your résumé."

"You're the first person I've met who didn't become a pastry chef after suffering a nervous breakdown in a corporate job."

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

What's Next for Ed?

'I know you have a technical background, but here we call them caskets, not 'dropdown boxes.'

Planned Service Changes

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."