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"We're all just as excited as we can be about your choice for lunch, sir!"
Tags:lunch, lunches, eating out, dining out, wait staff, waiting staff, waiter, waiters, expensive restaurant, expensive restaurants, career choice, career choices, public figure, public figures, lunch option, intrude, intruding, intrusive, enthusiastic, enthusiasm, overenthusiastic, tip, tips, customer service
"My youngest is at the age when she can barely comprehend cost effective analysis."
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, kid, kids, child, childhood, growing up, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, nepotism, nepotist, nepotists, work experience, cost effective analysis, learning, child labour, child labor, learn, learning, career, careers, career choices, career choice, imitate, imitating, imitation
"But what ever possessed you to become a gastroenterologist?"
'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'
Tags:professional bass fisher, professional bass fishers, bass fish, bass fishes, fishermen, fisherman, fishing, fishing rod, fishing rods, career path, career paths, career choice, career choices, hobby, college, colleges, skip, skipping, university, universities, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Uber's my main gig. Federal-government employment is my side hustle."
Tags:side hustle, side hustles, side gig, side gigs, second job, second jobs, hustle, hustles, driver, drivers, taxi service, taxi services, federal job, federal jobs, government job, government jobs, government wages, federal wages, minimum wage, minimum wages, career path, career paths, career choice, career choices
I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.
"How did a guy like you ever get into a business like this?"
Tags:tortures, torturers, wrong line of work, wrong lines of work, line of work, career, careers, career choice, career choices, nice, nice guy, nice guys, torture chambers, interrogate, interrogates, interrogation, interrogations, enhanced interrogation, career change, career changes, immoral, immorality, unethical, finger shadow, finger shadows, shadow puppet, shadow puppets, shadow puppetry
"You teach? How did you become interested in knowledge?"
"Look, life is nasty, brutish, and short, but you knew that when you became a caveman."
Tags:cavemen, thomas hobbes, depression, sadness, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, prehistoric, prehistory, hobbes, quote, quotes, quotation, life is nasty, brutish, short, philosopher, philosophers, philosophy, cave men, cave man, occupation, occupations, career, careers, career choice, career choices, mankoff
'Why did I become an accountant?' Well in truth I just threw a dart at the first page of the dictionary but becoming an aardvark was to difficult
"I'm highly respected in my field, should I choose to pursue it."
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Lifeguard with barely any experience. . .
"Half of me loves being a pirate, and half of me regrets it."
Tags:pirate, pirates, yarr, peg leg, peg legs, hook, hooks, hook hand, pirate captain, amputate, amputations, half and half, half, halfs, limbs, blown off, blown-off, missing limb, missing limbs, body bits, limb, loss of limb, amputated, pirate captain, play on words, word play, word-play, pirate ship, pirateer, privateer, privateers, buccaneer, buccaneers, career, careers, career choice, career choices, career change, change career
'I don't believe in pressuring my children. When the time is right, they'll arrive at the default choice and go to law school.'
'...and after architecture school, I decided to stay right here and do some farming.'
"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."
'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'
Failed Career Choices.
'Don't worry, Mary, the first 30 years of practicing law are the hardest.'
"So where do you see yourself in five months?"
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Procrastinator's support group
Tags:procrastination, procrastinator, procrastinators, support group, support groups, career choice, career choices, suitable career, suitable careers, careers counselor, careers counselors, careers counsellor, careers counsellors, career coach, career coaches, fire alarm, fire alarms, put off, putting things off
'Actually, I became a psychiatrist because the voices told me to.'
Drive thru speaker and toilet both lament their lot in life at the pub.
"Maybe I shouldn't have given up on my rhinoceros career..."
'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."