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"My firm has scrutinised your accounts and determined you could save a fortune by the sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!"
"When the report said that coaches should have some psychological training I think they meant more than having watched all 11 series of Frasier."
'Don't worry, you'll grow with the job.'
Career chart: you are here...you should be here.
'We don't usually negotiate with agents to fill $25,000 a year positions.'
"Henry, I'm beginning to think we're on different career paths."
'We're looking for someone who's comfortable taking risks.'
Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'
'Oh yeah, and I was in Boy Scouts.'
'This is the last time we post job openings,'
'Why yes, the resume is a very important basis for who we hire.'
'Did I lie on my resume? Absolutely not!'
'Take my word for it, this looks like a good career move.'
'It's just possible that the best candidate is the one who wins the Spoon Race.'
'Ok, so none of those applicants were right, but we got to hire someone for sales.'
'Mr. Handley here makes all the final hiring decisions.'
"My, my, we're just a little overprotective of our proprietary knowledge, aren't we?"
'Yeah, I'm here for the VP of Human Resources job. Why do I have to know anatomy?'
'I'm going to be up-front with you, Kong. If you work with me, I'm the King.'
'I don't usually deal with headhunters on jobs that pay $21,500.'
This castle manager job better be for real.
'Mr. Crusoe, I'm concerned about this twenty-year gap between positions.'
"Frankly, Moses, we're looking for someone a bit more dynamic. Show the Egyptian in on your way out."
'Am I the first one here?'