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'I heard he was a thesaurus editor.'
Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'
'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'
Personnel: 'Next question, what was the reason for leaving your last job?' Reply: 'I got sick of being questioned about everything I did!'
"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."
"I can't imagine where I'd be today if it hadn't been for my high-school guidance counselor."
Tags:king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, high school, secondary school, guidance counselor, guidance counselors, guidance counsellor, guidance counsellors, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, career advisor, career advisors, career adviser, career advisers, career, careers, job, jobs, career path, career paths
Worm job fair.
'Note to self: Never ask a parent an ethics question when planning a career in advertising.'
"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."
'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'
"It was right here in this park, Jamie, that I was inspired to become an attorney, when Vinnie Maroney beat me to a pulp."
"Cheer up, Jimbo -- It's only a matter of time before one of those big executive searches going on out there stumbles across you."
Tags:boyfriend, girlfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, sarcasm, sarcastic, unemployment, unemployed, unrealistic, unrealistic expectations, job search, career path, careers, career, job, jobs, condescending, patronizing, patronising, nagging, nag, bother, bothering, annoy, annoying, pestering, pester
"Daddy doesn't know any magic tricks. Daddy knows accounting tricks."
Tags:accounting trick, accountant, accountants, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, bookkeeping, magician, magicians, career, careers, career path, career paths, magic act, magic acts, magic trick, magic tricks, white collar crime, white collar crimes, financial crime, financial crimes, kid, kids, dad, dads, father, fathers
'I never should have left the circus.'
"You can be anything you want to be - no limits."
Tags:limit, limits, limitation, limitations, limited, aspiration, aspirations, aspiring, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, goal, goals, dream, dreams, big dream, dreaming big, big dreams, goldfish, goldfishes, gold-fish, gold-fishes, fish, fishes, aquarium, aquariums, fish tank, fish tanks, fishbowl, fishbowls, dream, dreams, career, careers, career path, career paths, fish bowl, fish bowls, cage, cages, pet, pets
The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.
Tags:jacques cousteau, beach, beaches, oceanographer, oceanographers, oceanography, marine biologist, marine biologists, marine biology, interest, interests, career path, career paths, conservationist, conservationists, documentarian, documentarians, beach, beaches, beach vacation, beach vacations, scientist, scientists
"I love being on the mommy track."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, nest, nests, nesting, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, mommy track, job, jobs, profession, professions, career, career path, career paths
"I did my job, I grabbed my pile, and yet no voice at eventide has cried 'Well done!'"
Tags:businessmen, businessman, corporate culture, corporate environment, greedy, greediness, corporate greed, corporate greeds, congratulation, congratulations, well done, well-done, eventide, job, jobs, good job, career, careers, career path, career paths, appreciation, self confidence, self-confidence, self-esteem, self esteem
'At least I don't have his life.'
'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'
Tags:professional bass fisher, professional bass fishers, bass fish, bass fishes, fishermen, fisherman, fishing, fishing rod, fishing rods, career path, career paths, career choice, career choices, hobby, college, colleges, skip, skipping, university, universities, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'
"How did you become interest in science?"
"The damsel-in-distress thing is just one of several income streams that I pursue."
Most Likely to Succeed
My Son the Hit Man.
Tags:hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, hit-man, hit-men, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, assassin, assassins, assassination, assassinations, career path, career paths, career, careers, family life, proud parent, proud parents, disappointed parent, disappointed parents, crime, crimes, criminal career, criminal careers