Career Plan Cartoons and Comics

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

'Note to self: Never ask a parent an ethics question when planning a career in advertising.'

'So...where do you see yourself in 5 minutes time?'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

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"Where do you see yourself in forty years?"

'With my degree in law and in physics, I hope to create resonable doubt.'

'So, where do you see youself by June?'

I want to be an accountant for the government.

'It's good you called me when you did, Bill. Believe it or not, a little speed-bump like this can derail a perfectly good career if it isn't handled just right!'

"My career was on the launching pad."

'How did you become a doctor?' - 'I started as a patient and worked my way up.'

"I'm going into advertising - but, you know, negative advertising."

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

'You'll never get anywhere in life with a diligent attitude like that!'

'Is this really where we wanted to be at this stage of our lives?'

"And that's when he realized he wasn't on the partner track at all!"

Nigel had slightly misheard the career guidance officer's advice, cop dusting turned out to be a far less exciting occupation than he had hoped for...

"Where's Waldo in five years?"

"When I grow up, I want to be a computer-generated image like Max Headroom."

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I chose the one that said, 'Mergers, acquisitions, incredible bonuses.'"

'Hunting is for brutes and gathering is for sissies. That's why I want to be a 'middleman'.'

'Something tells me he's going to be a basketball player.'