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"I'm only a finger-pointer now, but someday I'll be a whistle-blower."
"I understand you see yourself in legal, but we see you as a large cuddly stuffed toy."
"Your father and I are okay if you're into this clown thing, as long as it doesn't lead to a career in politics."
"I've finally reached the point in my career where I'm fairly confident I won't get eaten."
Career chart: you are here...you should be here.
"I'll never be number one in my field."
"I'm hoping an internship will lead to full-time copying."
"Bummer, I guess your brilliance stopped compensating for your complete lack of social skills."
"My narrative have so arc."
"Of course, now I'm just a class clown, but eventually I'd like my own sitcom."
YOU ARE HERE
'What about long-term goals? I noticed you left that one blank as well.'
After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.
"There is excellent opportunity for advancement in this company. I didn't start out as an executive, you know."
Boss catches employee sleeping his way to the top.
'You have hair. I cannot promote you.'
'I see old Kendrew got promoted.'
Cycle of Professional Development