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"It's a dead end job. But the cul-de-sac is a nice touch."
"When are you going to get a real job?"
"I don't think a focus group member can be a career."
"No wonder we could get tickets."
"So where do you see yourself fitting into late stage capitalism?"
Warning - Suggestions can be hazardous to your career.
"Retirement will be a pipe dream for many of us...we need to explore new careers for later life."
'You have a bright future, son.'
"The STEM program has many advantages: you can invent stuff, you can use great equipment...but let's talk about the great cafeteria food."
"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"
"I couldn't hunt, and I wasn't very good at gathering, so I became a middleman."
'You can start at the bottom here in New York, or at the top in Baghdad.'
"Yes, I'll accept your proposal of marriage Wilson. But you still don't get the promotion."