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'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'
Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'
'I heard he was a thesaurus editor.'
'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'
"Besides caring too much? I'd probably have to go with Kryptonite."
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"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."
'I agree... He's had a brilliant career trajectory. But a lot of people sure got hurt along the way.'
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Alumnae News
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"I can't imagine where I'd be today if it hadn't been for my high-school guidance counselor."
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"We can't offer you the satisfaction of a gratifying career, but how does a paid week off and dental sound?"
"It's a dead end job. But the cul-de-sac is a nice touch."
'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'
Worm job fair.
A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.
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A deadline comes to chew up a worker.
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"Take Elevator B To The Fourth Floor Then Turn Right..."
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"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."
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Though he had been retired for only three days, Marilyn was already growing tired of having Clyde around all day long.
Ok class, these career path suggestions are based on the personality assessments you all took last week...
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''Bye, honey...Go out there and knock 'em dead today!'
'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'
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If we hired the same way we elect...
Danae's Debating Career: 'I'm practicing argument-winning techniques...all that matters is the appearance of winning it.'
'Note to self: Never ask a parent an ethics question when planning a career in advertising.'