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'...do I want to risk putting up with someone like me?'
'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'
'...it may be advisable to think of a referee other than your mother.'
'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'
'When I grow up I', going to be an electrical engineer and when I'm laid off, I'm going to go into real estate and when that goes down the tube, I'm going to go into . . . '
'The good news is, you'll never have to worry about being overqualified for any job...'
Guidance Counselor's boxes, 'push'--'shove'.
'My advice is to play down your work experience making license plates.'
'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'
'Are you actively seeking celebrity status?'
Dramatic Readings of Your Resume
'Yes, I know I'm a sheepdog, but I'm after a career change...'
'I hear you're having trouble with your 'career'.'
'Congratulations. It's an eight pound court reporter.'
'Remember, repeated failure is no guarantee of eventual success.'
'You're a rabbit, son, so I caution you againsr unrealistically high expectations.'
'7.5% want to be statisticians.'
Career counselor: 'If you want a great job, that won't be exported, get into politics.'
Philately will get you nowhere!