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'The future is yours, Eddie, which judging from this history grade, is more than I can say for the past.'
Procrastinator's support group
'No, I'm not interested in finding a career as of yet, but I would like you to find my math teacher a new one.'
"'Lunch'? Well, yes - but what are your long-term goals?"
I got my degree in like, you know, communications.
'No education, no skills, no experience, no character references... I'm afraid the only thing left for you is politics.'
"I want to be a Jockey."
"You're a narcissistic, self-serving opportunist devoid of a conscience. A career in politics beckons!"
"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"
"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."
'I want to be a weatherman or a pundit. They never have to be right all the time.'
'My job goal is political aide. I majored in finger pointing.'
Tainted occupations recommended for school bully.
'Steve's career counselor told him he should try to make something of himself, so he decided on 'nuisance.''
'Any other qualifications besides pumping iron?'
"Billy is not one to follow rules. In other words, he's more likely to succeed in the rodeo circuit then in dressage..."