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"Want to hear about my day?"
"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."
'Another Monday morning with me and my incompetent caregiver.'
"I trust our patient-doctor relationship won't be adversely affected."
"It's the health authority's new method for informing caregivers about our health condition."
"Wow, I can smell something far beyond the expiration date!"
'It gets my caregiver's attention better than a bell.'
'It's going to take me ten hours to read your care instructions and your insurance only covers an hour of care.'
'I'm sorry, dear. I just promised to have and to hold you. Not untangle you.'
'I hope you haven't taken a turn for the nurse.'
Doctor to man: 'You'll need to empty your pockets. For symbolic purposes, let's start with your wallet.'
Doctors at 'St. Bernard Hospital' wearing kegs.