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The Adventures of Break-O-Man
"Can you describe this china shop?"
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Tags:april fools, april fools day, idiot, idiots, idiotic, moron, morons, stupid, stupid person, stupid people, bad idea, bad ideas, think through, thinks through, thinking through, foolish, foolish idea, foolish ideas, certain, certainty, certainties, think ahead, thinking ahead, thoughtless, careless, carefree, april
"Wake up, you idiot—you forgot to turn off the hat!"
"These medicines all taste pretty good - let's approve them."
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Man driving forklift is distracted by a pretty co-worker and accidentally runs into another colleague.
"Oh, is that today?"
Tags:national aeronautics and space administration, nasa, astronaut, astronauts, space, outer space, outerspace, spacesuit, spacesuits, helmet, helmets, spaceship, spaceship, space shuttle, space shuttles, take-off, blast-off, takeoff, launch, launches, launching, launch day, science, unprepared, unready, not prepared, not ready, caught off guard, underdressed, under-dressed, forgot, careless, error, errors, mistake, mistakes, important, big day, work, job, career, space travel
"I was supposed to take the shoes off first, wasn't I?"
"We need to investigate a stupidity cluster in accounting."
Tags:investigate, investigates, investigation, investigations, accountant, accounting, accounting department, accounting departments, books, cooked books, incompetence, incompetent, corporation, corporations, colleague, colleagues, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, careless, carelessness, malfeasance, corporate malfeasance
"Remember, as an environmental attorney, every toxic cloud has a silver lining."
Tags:environmental, environment, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, office, offices, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, executive, executives, global warming, climate change, silver lining, silver linings, bright side, glass is half full, positive thinking, careless
Negligence Lawyer Stakeout
"They just put that to make you handle it with care."
Tags:handle with care, fragile, fragility, move, moves, moving, moving van, moving vans, warning, warning sign, warnings, warning signs, mover, movers, move house, moving house, careless, carelessness, indifferent, indifference, ignore, ignores, ignoring, skeptic, skeptics, skeptical, sceptic, sceptics, sceptical, upright, right side up, this way up, baggage handler, baggage handlers, personal property, break, breaks, breaking, broken
"My wife is recording everything the kids do until they leave for college. Then I'll binge-watch them grow up."
Tags:record, recording, film, filming, social media, media, social-media, grow up, grow-up, growing-up, growing up, raising, raised, camera, cameras, smartphone, smartphones, binge, binge-watch, binge watch, father, fathers, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenting, modern families, modern life, modern lives, modern, backyard, garden, backyards, gardens, lazy, laziness, easy, easier, careless, sexist, sexism
"The killer had to be a man. Not only is the knife still bloody—it wasn't even put in the sink."
Tags:gender stereotype, gender stereotypes, killer, killers, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, spouse, spouses, nag, nags, nagging, careless, carelessness, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, husband, husbands, man, men, put away, puts away, putting away, knife, knives, wash, washes, washing up, wash up, washes up, dishwasher, dishwashers, doing dishes, do the dishes, sink, sinks
"Let me through! I'm a businessperson!"
Tags:businessperson, businesspeople, businessperson, spill, spills, spilling, expert, experts, expertise, sidewalk, sidewalks, clumsy, clumsiness, careless, carelessness, accident, accidents, accidental, crowd, crowds, crowded sidewalk, crowded sidewalks, fall, falls, falling, trip, trips, tripping, klutz, klutzy, klutziness, assist, assistance, emergency, emergencies, emergency worker, emergency workers, first world problem, first world problems
"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"
Tags:wowie zowie, wowie-zowie, accident, accidental, inconsiderate, sledding, sled, sledging, sledge, toboggan, toboggans, careless, snow, snowing, snowfall, winter, winter sports, winter activities, winter sport, winter activity, falling off, fallen off, play, playing, kid, kids, friends, friendship, child, childhood, childhood game, childhood games, fell off, imaginary friend, imaginary friends, mishap, mishaps, crash, crashes, crashing
"Damn! God gave me that pen."
A limo driver chases his car down a hill.
"That's what I'd give my sister-in-law if she could take care of nice things."
Tags:sister in law, sisters in law, sister-in-law, sisters-in-law, in law, in laws, the in laws, in-law, in-laws, the in-laws, gift, gifts, present, presents, gift giving, gift giver, gift givers, buying gifts, buying presents, careless, carelessness, clumsy, clumsiness, useless, uselessness, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, relative, relatives, insult, insults, insulting
"All I can say is that if being a leading manufacturer means being a leading polluter, so be it."
How's my driving? Ace Care Home 0777333
Tags:how's my driving, mobility scooter, mobility scooters, scooter, scooters, run down, runs down, running down, careless, carelessness, crash, crashes, sidewalk, sidewalks, pavement, pavements, menace, menaces, old person, old driver, old drivers, old people, shopping, old folks home, old folk' home, retirement home, retirement homes, hazard, hazards, hazardous
"Use a bit too much lighter fluid, honey?"
Murder in Apartment 6-K
Tags:murder, murders, mitzi pomerantz, murder mystery, murder mysteries, revenge, vengeance, careless, carelessness, pet sitter, pet sitters, pet sitting, bird, birds, budgie, budgies, parakeet, parakeets, neglect, neglected, get back, getting back, shame, shames, shaming, public shaming, public shamings, writer, writers, novelist, novelists, petty revenge, murder mystery, murder mysteries, author, authors
"All right, so I missed your soccer game. But didn't my assistant send you a lovely fruit basket?"
Tags:parent, parents, parenthood, bad parent, bad parents, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, son, sons, kid, kids, child, childhood, sports, sport, soccer, football, soccer game, football game, too busy, neglect, neglected, neglectful, forgetful, careless, hollywood, rich, famous, wealthy, rich people, wealthy people, convertible, convertibles, driving, drive, car, cars, disappoint, disappointed