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The Adventures of Break-O-Man
"I can't remember whether or not I left hell on."
Tags:satan, satanic, demon, demons, demonic entity, demonic entities, 666, hell, underworld, pub, pubs, bar, bars, pub talk, bar talk, pub chat, careless, carelessness, the abyss, abyss, inattentive, attentive, negligent, negligence, heedless, irresponsible, absent-minded, sloppy, reckless, incautious
Playfully skirting catastrophic failure since 1924
"I had no idea I was ill."
"When the kids are done raising themselves, can we move in with them?"
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, children, child, kid, kids, growing up too fast, mature children, mature for their age, raise, raising, move in, moving in, irresponsible, uncaring, careless, carelessness, rash, reckless, not care enough, lazy, laziness, bad parenting, bad parents, modern age, modern times, modern era, modern world
"These medicines all taste pretty good - let's approve them."
Tags:fda, food and drug administration, approve, approves, approval, medicine, medicines, medication, medications, prescription, prescriptions, drug, scientist, scientists, food science, health, healthy, unhealthy, overprescribe, overprescribing, overprescription, overmedicate, overmedicating, careless, carelessness, uncaring, side effect, side effects, approved, big pharma, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical companies
Man driving forklift is distracted by a pretty co-worker and accidentally runs into another colleague.
"Wake up, you idiot—you forgot to turn off the hat!"
"I'm tired of playing essential worker! I do all the work, and you're not even wearing a mask!"
Tags:covid-19.coronavirus, corona, covid 19, virus, viruses, essential worker, essential workers, nhs, healthcare worker, healthcare workers, healthcare professionals, healthcare professional, ppe, mask, masks, protection, social distance, social distancing, social isolation, socially isolating, frontline worker, frontline workers, ppes, protection, personal protective equipment, face shield, face shields, mask, masks, ungrateful people, ungrateful person, not care enough, not caring enough, pandemic, pandemics, novel coronavirus, hygiene, careless, carelessness
"Didn't expect us to be drunk and stupid, did you?"
Tags:drunk, drinking, stupid, stupidity, dumb mistakes, mistake, mistakes, silly mistakes, alien, aliens, et, e.t., extra terrestrial being, extra terrestrial, ufo, u.f.o., unidentified flying object, outer space, driving under influence, dui, careless, carelessness, crash landing, crash, accident, accidents, drinking and driving, disappoint, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing
"I was supposed to take the shoes off first, wasn't I?"
"Between being totally aloof or being obsessively curious, it's a full day."
Tags:cat, cats, dog, dogs, cats and dogs, cat and dog, aloof, aloofness, careless, carelessness, detached, withdrawn, obsessively, obsessed, obsess, obsesses, obsess, compulsive, curiosity killed the cat, full day, tight schedule, schedules, schedule, scheduled, plan, plans, planned, planning, busy, occupied, involve, involved, pets, pet, pretentious, ostentatious, pompous, proud, pride, cat lover, cat lovers, cat people, cat person, cat owner, cat owners, dog person, dog people, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, cat and dog owners, cat and dog people, cat and dog lovers
"We need to investigate a stupidity cluster in accounting."
Tags:investigate, investigates, investigation, investigations, accountant, accounting, accounting department, accounting departments, books, cooked books, incompetence, incompetent, corporation, corporations, colleague, colleagues, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, careless, carelessness, malfeasance, corporate malfeasance
"They just put that to make you handle it with care."
Tags:handle with care, fragile, fragility, move, moves, moving, moving van, moving vans, warning, warning sign, warnings, warning signs, mover, movers, move house, moving house, careless, carelessness, indifferent, indifference, ignore, ignores, ignoring, skeptic, skeptics, skeptical, sceptic, sceptics, sceptical, upright, right side up, this way up, baggage handler, baggage handlers, personal property, break, breaks, breaking, broken
"The killer had to be a man. Not only is the knife still bloody—it wasn't even put in the sink."
Tags:gender stereotype, killer, killers, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, spouse, spouses, nag, nags, nagging, careless, carelessness, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, husband, husbands, man, men, put away, puts away, putting away, knife, knives, wash, washes, washing up, wash up, washes up, dishwasher, dishwashers, doing dishes, do the dishes, sink, sinks
"Let me through! I'm a businessperson!"
Tags:businessperson, businesspeople, businessperson, spill, spills, spilling, expert, experts, expertise, sidewalk, sidewalks, clumsy, clumsiness, careless, carelessness, accident, accidents, accidental, crowd, crowds, crowded sidewalk, crowded sidewalks, fall, falls, falling, trip, trips, tripping, klutz, klutzy, klutziness, assist, assistance, emergency, emergencies, emergency worker, emergency workers, first world problem, first world problems
"Damn! God gave me that pen."
A limo driver chases his car down a hill.
"That's what I'd give my sister-in-law if she could take care of nice things."
Tags:sister in law, sisters in law, sister-in-law, sisters-in-law, in law, in laws, the in laws, in-law, in-laws, the in-laws, gift, gifts, present, presents, gift giving, gift giver, gift givers, buying gifts, buying presents, careless, carelessness, clumsy, clumsiness, useless, uselessness, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, relative, relatives, insult, insults, insulting
How's my driving? Ace Care Home 0777333
Tags:how's my driving, mobility scooter, mobility scooters, scooter, scooters, run down, runs down, running down, careless, carelessness, crash, crashes, sidewalk, sidewalks, pavement, pavements, menace, menaces, old person, old driver, old drivers, old people, shopping, old folks home, old folk' home, retirement home, retirement homes, hazard, hazards, hazardous
"Let's face it, this meeting isn't baout tightening our work schedule. It's about finishing our deadline."
Tags:work, work place, work places, office, offices, meeting, meetings, conference, conferences, procrastination, procrastinating, procrastinate, procrastinated, deadline, deadlines, due date, due dates, end time, tighten, tightens, tightened, tightening, work schedule, schedule, schedules, work schedules, unprofessional, unethical, improper, negligent, lazy, unqualified, carelessness, careless, incompetent, incompetence, manager, managers, managerial department, management, managements
Murder in Apartment 6-K
Tags:murder, murders, mitzi pomerantz, murder mystery, murder mysteries, revenge, vengeance, careless, carelessness, pet sitter, pet sitters, pet sitting, bird, birds, budgie, budgies, parakeet, parakeets, neglect, neglected, get back, getting back, shame, shames, shaming, public shaming, public shamings, writer, writers, novelist, novelists, petty revenge, murder mystery, murder mysteries, author, authors
"There might have been some carelessness on my part, but it was mostly just good police work."
Tags:prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, crimes, criminal, criminals, cell, cells, prison cell, prison cells, jail cell, jail cells, police work, convict, convicts, conviction, careless, carelessness, cellmate, cellmates, breaking the law, gaol, gaols, detective, detectives, policemen, policeman, detective work
"Okay. So the numbers don't add up. At least the words are spell checked."
Tags:number, numbers, accountant, accountants, accounting, addition, counting, add, maths, mathematics, math, arithmetic, arithmetics, corporation, corporate, big corporation, incompetence, incompetent, unskilled, unprofessional, inept, lazy, office, offices, work, working, work place, silver lining, careless, carelessness, mistake, mistakes, looking on the bright side
"Uh-oh, there go the dinosaurs."
Tags:angel, angels, heaven, afterlife, hereafter, god, the almighty, meteor, meteorite, meteors, meteorites, extinction, ele, extinction level event, extinction level events, extinctions, dinosaur, dinosaurs, wipe out, wipes out, accident, accidents, accidental, mistake, mistakes, careless, carelessness