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'Unfortunately, your insurance only allows for treatment by doctors who scored 68 or less on their medical boards.'
'We still have some kinks to work out with the new pet therapy program.'
Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.
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The first Dermatologist.
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After his career in advertising faded, Hamburger Helper tried his hand in health care... It wouldn't last.
"And that's when they left for vacation!"
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"Nothing to worry about. It seems you have two left feet."
The Sandwich Generation.
Palliative care for worms.
"And do you take Goldie, to be your lawfully wedded primary caregiver?"
'Congratulations! You've gone from a care-free baby-boomer, to a care-needy elderly person in record time!'
"Working with the elderly causes all sorts of problems...but she can't retire until she's 69."
"You want a glass of water...Hang on I think I've got an app for that!"
MOTHER: All generations of family pester her: Did you iron my shirt? Can I get my ears pierced? etc
"I have to quit for health reasons. I'm sick of working here."
"You're a nurse? How did you become interested in caring?"
Thank you healthcare heroes
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'You don't have to look after them much at this age - they don't remember anything.'
'Sorry dear, I can't take you to the toilet until you've sold your house.'
'Mrs Gridlington doesn't like being referred to as 'duck' or 'dearie'...so I just call her 'the old trout'!'
'When you said foster carers were to be treated like other professionals, we didn't think you meant cutting our budgets and increasing our workloads.'
Elder Abuse: 'You're a dwarfish shrub and your berries taste horrid.'
Mrs Smith and her daughter - now and 40 years later...
"I'm taking him off wife support."
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