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'Oh geez, looks like this new harness has a trick release on it, so be careful there, Bob... Bob?'
Tags:window, windows, cleaner, cleaners, harness, harnesses, fall, falling, falls, fell, fallen, trick, tricks, release, released, releases, accident, accidents, accidental, care, cares, careful, warn, warns, warning, too late, seat, seats, sat, sitting, sits, cleaning, cleans, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Don't worry—I had one of those when I was a kid, but eventually he just drifted away."
Tags:lovecraftian, cosmic, cosmic entity, cosmic horror, cosmic horrors, monster, monsters, monstrous, child, kid, kids, monster under the bed, real, reality, realistic, really there, monster in the closet, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, fathers and sons, parent, parents, parental, parenting, relating, comfort, comforting, comforts, tentacle, tentacles, fear, fears, afraid, afraid of the dark, fear of the dark, childhood, family, care, caring, cares, irony, ironic
'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'
Tags:box, boxes, boxing, boxer, boxers, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters, fought, human shield, human shields, shield, shields, shielding, shielded, protect, protects, protection, protected, barrier, barriers, care, cares, careful, carefulness, jab, jabs, jabbing, jabbed, punch, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Tags:godzilla, godzillas, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, mothering, mothered, motherhood, hassle, hassles, nag, nags, nagging, nagged, nagger, naggers, care, cares, caring, cared, carer, carers, son, sons, offspring, lizard, lizards, reptile, reptiles, monster, monsters, dinosaurs, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Unfortunately, your insurance only allows for treatment by doctors who scored 68 or less on their medical boards.'
'You are way too clingy.'
Tags:pet, pets, dog, dogs, canine, canines, clingy, cling, clings, clinging, grab, grabs, grabbing, grabbed, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyed, annoyance, annoyances, attach, attaches, attached, attachment, attachments, own, owns, owning, owned, owner, owners, care, cares, caring, cared, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Department of Indifference.
Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.
Tags:marathon, marathons, race, races, racing, racer, racers, raced, oap, oaps, care, cares, caring, carer, carers, pensioner, pensioners, elder, elders, elderly, wheelchair, wheelchairs, wheel chair, wheel chairs, long distance, long distances, push, pushes, pushed, pushing, pusher, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."
Tags:panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, give, gives, giving, donate, donates, donation, donations, beggar, beggars, egging, indifferent, indifference, uncaring, care, cares, caring, giving, spirit of giving, charity, charitable, trickle-down, trick-downs, trickle-down economics, stingy, stinginess
"Who's a pretty girl now?"
Tags:style, styles, stylist, counter productive, counter-productive, beauty, beautiful, make-up, make up, makeup, circus, animal, elephant, elephants, exotic, exotic animal, exotic animals, decorative, decorates, hair, braid, bow, bows, braided, braids, tail, tails, butt, bum, butts, bums, pet, pets, giant, huge, african elephant, asian elephant, zoo, zoo keeper, zoo keepers, love, loving, companion, companionship, friend, friendship, care, cares, caring, cared
"Hey, no problem. Just touching base to say 'Hi. How goes it?' and to tell you that we really care about you. And now back to our show."
Tags:check in, checks in, checking in, call home, calls home, calling home, news bulletin, news bulletins, breaking news, interrupt, interrupts, interrupting, interruption, interruptions, touch base, touches base, touching base, human contact, care, cares, caring, gesture, gestures, ad break, ad breaks, thoughtful, thoughtfulness, kind, kindness, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems
'I need a Empathy/Apathy card - one that says I understand but I don't care.'
Food, Water And Tips
Lost And Found
Tags:dog, dogs, leash, leashes, owner, owners, bad owner, pet owner, pet care, care, caring, cares, ownership, love, loving, lost, lost dog, missing, missing pet, missing dog, run away, runaway, run-away, leash, off-leash, off leash, recall, recalled, women, woman, chase, chased, run away from home, ran away from home
Panic over Jane, I've found someone with proper qualifications to come and talk to Mr Foster.
"Part of me wants to help you with your crisis, Hargraves, but part of me wants to go to lunch."
"I believe I've earned the right to your respect."
Tags:cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, respect, respectful, disrespect, disrespectful, arrogance, arrogant, self important, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, feline, felines, cats don't care, disregard, ignore, ignoring, ignored, stubborn, animal, animals, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, uninterested, disinterested, care, cares, caring
Two seconds after the moment you reach adulthood.
'Today we learned how to clip coupons and vacuum.'
'She feeds me, walks me, washes me, and picks up after me...yet...I'm supposed to be man's best friend?'
'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'
I'm Apathetic And Nobody Cares.
'Fred always makes a poor first impression ? he says it saves a lot of time.'