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Parental Valentines Day Cards
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That's when I decided why should I care
"Excuse me for sounding like a Jewish mother, but may I point out that your kid is getting wet."
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"Don't worry—I had one of those when I was a kid, but eventually he just drifted away."
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"I just worry that we won't be able to provide the same level of crap that our parents gave us."
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'Unfortunately, your insurance only allows for treatment by doctors who scored 68 or less on their medical boards.'
"Rosa's like family, and she's legal, too. Aren't you, dear?"
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'The bad news is chemo can kill you before the cancer does. The good news is the medical bills and health insurance can kill you before the chemo does.'
"That's the nature of a mature relationship, dear. Just because we haven't heard from Al Gore lately doesn't mean he cares any less."
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"Are you drinking plenty of water?"
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'We still have some kinks to work out with the new pet therapy program.'
Get Well. Get Over It.
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'You are way too clingy.'
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Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.
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"I wish you were this thoughtful when we were married."
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Department of Indifference.
Sharing the load.
After his career in advertising faded, Hamburger Helper tried his hand in health care... It wouldn't last.
"Instead of plastic garbage bags, I thought we could try these earth-friendly canvas totes."
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The first Dermatologist.
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"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom
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"I'm voting for whoever promises to keep my house underwater."
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"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."
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