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"I utilize the best from Freud, the best from Jung and the best from my uncle Marty, a very smart fellow."
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'Offhand, I'd say your problem stems from a deep-seated edifice complex.'
Jung vs Freud.
'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'
Man reading problems of perception upside-down.
Therapist giggling behind patient's back.
Every once in a while collective unconscious kicks in.
"Our collective unconscious is pretty vacant, too."
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"How do you want your ids, Freud or Jung?"
Carl Gustav Jung
Red book and white people
'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'
'Oh, to be Jung again!'
Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e
'Don't you see Rick - your slump is just a success neurosis. You found your .394 average dangerous, because you fantasised that it would bring about resentment.'
'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'
Therapist is baffled.
'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'
'Melvin, this is Dr Rogatz. I asked him to drop in and ahve a look at your doodles.'
'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'