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"Guess your weight and market demographic."
Tags:carnival, carnivals, state fair, state fairs, county fair, county fairs, guess your weight, carnival game, carnival games, beat the guesser, weight, market demographic, demographic, demographics, marketing, marketer, marketers, marketing exec, marketing execs, marketing manager, marketing managers
Arcade Game Baseball.
"Pull over and let me drive - you're too drunk to hit anyone."
Tags:drunk, drunks, drunk driving, drunk driver, drunk drivers, hit, hits, hitting, bumpercar, bumpercars, bumper car, bumper cars, carnival, carnivals, carnival ride, carnival rides, amusement park, amusement parks, amusement park ride, amusement park rides, drink driving, drink driver, drink drivers, sober, skill, skills, game of skill, games of skill, take the wheel, takes the wheel, taking the wheel, irresponsible, irresponsibility
"Sorry, still rerouting."
Tags:gps, parade, parades, carnival, carnivals, mistake, mistakes, reroute, rerouting, funeral, funerals, coffin, coffins, modern life, modern times, modern technology, modern technologies, funeral bearer, funeral bearers, undertaker, undertakers, funeral director, funeral directors, dark humour, black humour, float, floats, carnival float, carnival floats
Guess your sperm count
Tags:fair, carnival, fairs, carnivals, carnival games, carnival games, fun fair, fun fairs, circus, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, guessing game, guessing games, games, game, sperm count, fertility, male fertility, reproductive health, semen, sooth sayer, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics
"This place looks fun!"
Tags:haunted house, haunted houses, fun house, fun house, funhouse, funhouses, carnival, carnivals, fair, fairs, amusement park, amusement parks, amusement ride, amusement rides, fair ride, fair rides, carnival ride, carnival rides, ruin, ruins, ruined castle, ruined castles, tourist, tourists, tourist attraction, tourist attractions
Pick your own whiskers.
'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'
"Welchen weg zum Metropolitan Opern Haus?"
Tags:swan knight, knight of the swan, lohengrin, wagner, richard wagner, opera, operas, opera house, opera houses, carnival, carnival ride, carnival rides, amusement park, amusement park ride, amusement park rides, swan, swans, opera singer, opera singers, lost, getting lost, directions, ask directions, asking directions, asks directions, theatre, theatres, musical, musicals, musical theater, musical theatre
"take your best shot, counselor."
Tags:court, courts, in court, verdict, the verdict, not guilty, jury, juries, juror, jurors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, defense, the defense, the defense rests, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, fair, fairs, fairground, carnival, carnivals, carnival game, carnival games, strong man machine, strong man machines, fairground game, fairground games, legal system, the legal system, luck
The Lobster Man - The Sand-Eating Child - The Alligator Lady - The Living Head
Tags:freak show, freak shows, freak, freaks, carnival, sideshow, sideshows, carny, carnies, carnie, beach, beaches, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach holiday, beach holidays, cliche, cliches, cliched, ocean, oceans, circus, circuses, circus freak, circus freaks, freakshow, freakshows, freak show, freak shows, summer, summer vacation, summer vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, summering
"Thiiiings! Things instead of money!"
Tags:amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, fair, fairs, carnival, carnivals, circus, circuses, balloon, balloons, balloon stand, balloon stands, balloon cart, balloon carts, sales, salesman, salesperson, funfair, funfairs, roller coaster, rollercoaster, roller coasters, rollercoasters, ride, rides, game, games, junk, waste of money, souvenir, souvenirs
Tags:limo, limos, stretch limo, stretch limos, limousine, limousines, stretch-limo, stretch-limos, bumper car, bumper cars, dodgem, dodgems, funfair, funfairs, carnival, carnival, fair, fairs, pointless, pointless, pointlessness, amusement park, amusement parks, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness
"Well, he's not going to rescue himself."
Tags:cat stuck, cat stuck in a tree, up a tree, in a tree, cat stuck up a tree, lion, big cat, big cats, lions, circus animal, circus animals, circus, circuses, clown, clowns, clowning, firemen, fireman, rescue, rescued, carnival, carnivals, fair, faire, fairs, rescue, fire and rescue, fire man, fire men, rescues
An in amusement park shooting gallery aims at targets labelled Westhampton, Easthampton, & Bridgehampton
Tags:carnival, carnivals, fun fair, fun fairs, fair, fairs, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, booth, booths, stall, stalls, game, games, shooting, shooting game, shooting games, shooting gallery, shooting galleries, target, targets, westhampton, easthampton, bridgehampton, the hamptons, new york, ny, rich, wealthy, expensive, the one percent, the 1%, high class, revenge, dislike, hate, hatred, bitterness, contempt, envy, jealousy, social class, social standing, social status, class, classes, real estate, property, properties
A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.
Tunnel of TV
Tags:modern life, modern times, carnival, carnival ride, carnival rides, watches tv, watching tv, modern update, binge watch, binge watches, binge watching, binge, binges, bingeing, theme park, theme parks, theme park ride, theme park ride, tie-in, tie-ins, movie tie-in, movie tie-ins, amusement park, amusement parks
"It doesn't mean I'm a sad clown. It means I killed a man in prison."
Tags:clown, clowns, circus, circus, carnival, carnivals, carnival clown, carnival show, carnival shows, circus clown, circus clowns, prison, prisons, prison tat, prison tats, prison tattoo, prison tattoos, tear tattoo, murderer, murderers, background check, background checks, working with children, children's entertainer, children's entertainers, security checks, criminal background checks, crb, dbs, dbs checks, disclosure and barring service, career change, tear tattoo, tear tattoos, tear tat, tear tats
Your I.Q. must be this low to go on this ride.
Tags:carnival, carnivals, carnival ride, carnival rides, amusement park, amusement parks, amusement park ride, amusement park rides, iq, i.q., intelligence, intelligence level, danger, dangers, oblivious, bad idea, bad ideas, dumb idea, dumb ideas, think through, thinks through, thinking through, thought out, rider, riders, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, too smart
'Hey Fred! Go get into that centrifuge rotor and let's see that hawk really do a circle dance.'
Line for a funnel cake stand.
Tags:line, lines, lineup, lineups, lining up, queue, queues, queuing, funnel, funnels, bottleneck, bottlenecks, crowd, crowds, crowded, crowding, stall, stalls, food, stand, stands, fair, fairs, state fair, state fairs, carnival, carnivals, fun fair, fun fairs, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, funnel cake, funnel cakes, wordplay, word play
"What was the name of this ride, again?"
Tags:rollercoaster, rollercoasters, roller coaster, roller coasters, roller-coaster, roller-coasters, amusement ride, amusement rides, amusement park, amusement parks, fairground, fairgrounds, ride, rides, carnival, carnivals, escape, escapes, motorway, motorways, highway, highways, fair ride, fair rides
"Is it just me, or are things getting easier these days?"
"Dad, I want to go on THAT ride!"
Tags:ride, rides, amusement park, amusement parks, carnival, carnivals, accident, accidents, tragedy, tragic, mishap, mishaps, safety, unsafe, jettison, jettisons, jettisoning, jettisoned, passenger, passengers, crash, crashes, crashing, eager, child, kid, kids, parent, parents, fear, fears, fearful, health and safety
Hay Rides $10
Tags:hay ride, hay rides, carnival, carnivals, state fair, state fairs, low rent, knockoff, knockoffs, cheap knockoff, cheap knockoffs, hay barrel, hay barrels, ride, rides, amusement park, amusement park, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurship