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Arcade Game Baseball.
"Pull over and let me drive - you're too drunk to hit anyone."
Tags:drunk, drunks, drunk driving, drunk driver, drunk drivers, hit, hits, hitting, bumpercar, bumpercars, bumper car, bumper cars, carnival, carnivals, carnival ride, carnival rides, amusement park, amusement parks, amusement park ride, amusement park rides, drink driving, drink driver, drink drivers, sober, skill, skills, game of skill, games of skill, take the wheel, takes the wheel, taking the wheel, irresponsible, irresponsibility
"Sorry, still rerouting."
Tags:gps, parade, parades, carnival, carnivals, mistake, mistakes, reroute, rerouting, funeral, funerals, coffin, coffins, modern life, modern times, modern technology, modern technologies, funeral bearer, funeral bearers, undertaker, undertakers, funeral director, funeral directors, dark humour, black humour, float, floats, carnival float, carnival floats
Guess your sperm count
Tags:fair, carnival, fairs, carnivals, carnival games, carnival games, fun fair, fun fairs, circus, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, guessing game, guessing games, games, game, sperm count, fertility, male fertility, reproductive health, semen, sooth sayer, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics
'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'
"take your best shot, counselor."
Tags:court, courts, in court, verdict, the verdict, not guilty, jury, juries, juror, jurors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, defense, the defense, the defense rests, defense attorney, defense attorneys, deffense lawyer, defense lawyers, fair, fairs, fairground, carnival, carnivals, carnival game, carnival games, strong man machine, strong man machines, fairground game, fairground games, legal system, the legal system, luck
"Thiiiings! Things instead of money!"
Tags:amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, fair, fairs, carnival, carnivals, circus, circuses, balloon, balloons, balloon stand, balloon stands, balloon cart, balloon carts, sales, salesman, salesperson, funfair, funfairs, roller coaster, rollercoaster, roller coasters, rollercoasters, ride, rides, game, games, junk, waste of money, souvenir, souvenirs
"Well, he's not going to rescue himself."
Tags:cat stuck, cat stuck in a tree, up a tree, in a tree, cat stuck up a tree, lion, big cat, big cats, lions, circus animal, circus animals, circus, circuses, clown, clowns, clowning, firemen, fireman, rescue, rescued, carnival, carnivals, fair, faire, fairs, rescue, fire and rescue, fire man, fire men, rescues
An in amusement park shooting gallery aims at targets labelled Westhampton, Easthampton, & Bridgehampton
Tags:carnival, carnivals, fun fair, fun fairs, fair, fairs, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, booth, booths, stall, stalls, game, games, shooting, shooting game, shooting games, shooting gallery, shooting galleries, target, targets, westhampton, easthampton, bridgehampton, the hamptons, new york, ny, rich, wealthy, expensive, the one percent, the 1%, high class, revenge, dislike, hate, hatred, bitterness, contempt, envy, jealousy, social class, social standing, social status, class, classes, real estate, property, properties
"It doesn't mean I'm a sad clown. It means I killed a man in prison."
Tags:clown, clowns, circus, circus, carnival, carnivals, carnival clown, carnival show, carnival shows, circus clown, circus clowns, prison, prisons, prison tat, prison tats, prison tattoo, prison tattoos, tear tattoo, murderer, murderers, background check, background checks, working with children, children's entertainer, children's entertainers, security checks, criminal background checks, crb, dbs, dbs checks, disclosure and barring service, career change, tear tattoo, tear tattoos, tear tat, tear tats
Your I.Q. must be this low to go on this ride.
Tags:carnival, carnivals, carnival ride, carnival rides, amusement park, amusement parks, amusement park ride, amusement park rides, iq, i.q., intelligence, intelligence level, danger, dangers, oblivious, bad idea, bad ideas, dumb idea, dumb ideas, think through, thinks through, thinking through, thought out, rider, riders, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, too smart
Line for a funnel cake stand.
Tags:line, lines, lineup, lineups, lining up, queue, queues, queuing, funnel, funnels, bottleneck, bottlenecks, crowd, crowds, crowded, crowding, stall, stalls, food, stand, stands, fair, fairs, state fair, state fairs, carnival, carnivals, fun fair, fun fairs, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, funnel cake, funnel cakes, wordplay, word play
"Is it just me, or are things getting easier these days?"
"Dad, I want to go on THAT ride!"
Tags:ride, rides, amusement park, amusement parks, carnival, carnivals, accident, accidents, tragedy, tragic, mishap, mishaps, safety, unsafe, jettison, jettisons, jettisoning, jettisoned, passenger, passengers, crash, crashes, crashing, eager, child, kid, kids, parent, parents, fear, fears, fearful, health and safety
Hay Rides $10
Tags:hay ride, hay rides, carnival, carnivals, state fair, state fairs, low rent, knockoff, knockoffs, cheap knockoff, cheap knockoffs, hay barrel, hay barrels, ride, rides, amusement park, amusement park, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurship
Firemen's New Year
Tags:chinese new year, fireman, firemen, fire man, fire men, hose pipe, hose pipes, hosepipe, hosepipes, hose, hoses, dragon, dragons, chinese dragon, chinese new year, firefighter, firefighters, fire fighter, fire fighters, spring festival, the spring festival, firefighting, parade, parades, carnival, carnivals, puppet, puppets, dragon puppet, dragon puppets, chinese dragon, chinese dragons
Tunnel of sneaking off to check your phone.
Tags:tunnel of love, tunnels of love, carnival ride, carnival, carnivals, amusement park, amusement parks, amusement park ride, amusement park rides, mobile phones, mobile phone, cell phone, cell phones, social media, social medias, unsocial media, unsocial medias, modern, cyberspace, internet, www, world wide web, modern life, modern times, internet addiction, internet addict, internet addicts, mobile addict, mobile addiction, mobile addicts, screen time, mobile device, mobile devices, alone time, privacy, private, sneaking away, sneak off, sneaking off
"I wish you were as good in combat as you are at winning prizes at the Renaissance Faire."
Tags:history, historical, medieval, renaissance, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, men, man, combat, battle, battles, fighting, renaissance fair, renaissance fairs, renaissance faire, renaissance faires, renaissance festival, renaissance festivals, fair, fairs, festival, festivals, carnival, carnivals, fun fair, fun fairs, teddy bear, teddy bears, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, toy, toys, doll, dolls, prize, prizes, game, games, winner, winners, winning, winning prizes, wish, wishes, wishing, useless talent, useless skill
"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."
LAST WHACK-A-MOLE FOR 500 MILES.
"Guess your weight gain since you've been here"
Tags:circus, circuses, theme park, theme parks, fun fair, fun fairs, funfair, funfairs, consumerism, consumer, consumer, consumerist, commercialism, capitalism, capitalism, modern day, modern society, modern attitudes, modern day attitudes, overeating, overeat, over eating, over eat, junk food, junk foods, unhealthy foods, unhealthy food, obesity, obesity issues, obesity issue, weight issue, weight issues, weight problem, weight problems, obesity problem, obesity problem, weighing scales, scales, amusement park, amusement parks, weight gain, unhealthy weight gain, fair, fairs, carnival, carnivals, popcorn, candyfloss, cotton candy
"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."
Guess your weight, height, date of birth, e-mail address, and social security number.
Tags:carnival, carnivals, carnival booth, carnival booths, social security number, social security numbers, guess your weight, guess your age, party trick, party tricks, identity theft, identity, identity thief, identity thieves, stolen identity, stolen identities, fraud, credit card fraud, carnival game, carnival games, cybersecurity, cyber-security, cyber security, cybercrime, cyber crime, cyber-crime, scam, scams, phishing
Test your patience, back in one hour.
Tunnel Of Loving Someone Enough To Set Them Free.
Tags:tunnel, tunnel of love, amusement park, amusement parks, fairground, fairgrounds, fair ride, fair rides, rides, carnival, carnivals, ride, couple, tunnel of love, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, dump, dumping, dumps, dumped, romance, romances, divorce, divorces, separating