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"It's safe to open the door. They're singing Christmas-carol parodies."
"Have Yourself a Merry Little Xmas with the In-Your-Face Country Carollers"
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Conrad grew to resent the four calling birds his true love gave to him.
Tags:twelve days of christmas, christmas, carol, carols, song, songs, true love, calling bird, calling birds, bill, bills, utilities bill, utilities bills, telephone bill, telephone bills, mobile, mobiles, cell, cells, call, calls, phone, phones, cost, costs, presents, gift, gifts, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Get some of the firm's other deadwood and form a carolling group."
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"Bloody carol singers..."
"He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake."
Tags:big brother, big brother is watching you, nanny state, cctv, christmas, christmas song, christmas songs, carol, carols, chirstmas carol, christmas carols, carol singer, carol singers, snoopers charter, father christmas, santa claus, freedom of speech, intelligence services, surveillance, cctc camera, cctv cameras, closed-circuit television
"And a parsley in a pear treeeee."
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'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'
Warning: No Bob, Bob Bobbing Along. By Order of the Health and Safety Executive.
Tags:secular, secularism, secularist, humanism, humanist, nondenom, non-denom, nondenominational, non-denominational, non denom, non denominational, atheist, atheism, atheistic, seasons greetings, season's greetings, happy holidays, holiday, vacation, vacations, winter, wintry, carol, carols, christmas carol, snow, snow day, snow-day, singing, sing, song, songs, musical, musicians, musician, musical humor, musical humour, agnostic
"He's very busy. One 'Good King Wenceslas', and then about you go."
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'Winter fuel PLC - no gathering'.
"Fetch my slippers, newspaper and a partridge in a pear tree."
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1251: Bad King Wenceslas
'O tumbleweed, O tumbleweed, how lovely are your branches.'
When the local shopping centre started playing Christmas music, Arthur spotted a gap in the market...
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"We're seeing a lot of this these days...try keeping him out of shops playing Jingly Christmas music."
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Policeman says to the Little Drummer Boy: 'Your neighbours have been complaining about the constant pa-rum-pa-pum-pum.'
'Okay, you can join in on 'Jingle Bells,' but please. . . not 'Silent Night'.'
Yo ho ho!
"We come out and serenade all first time web users."
"You say that you have a ringing in your ears?"
"I am the new ghost of Christmas yet to come."
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