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'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'
"I came for the carp!"
'This CARP-el tunnel syndrome makes work difficult. My hands keep slipping off my jackhammer.'
'If you were a carp where would you go?'
"That's the report. Now, would anyone like to carp?"
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Four fishermen catch the same fish.
Couple of Pikeys.
Good Carp, Bad Carp
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2 fish, one dead. The living fish saying'S.B.D!' (silent but deadly)
"It's C-A-R-P festival."
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Carpe carp...Seize the fish.
'The food's lousy! The water's too cold! The pond needs cleaning! You should feed us more often!'
Noah's venture into fish-farming foundered.
"Dave. When did you last feed the goldfish?"
Anglers Convention: flying fish heat.
Gill's gag shop
Carp A Dealin'.
'I realize this might be carping but I never did live long enough to enjoy my IRA account.'
Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling