Carparks Cartoons and Comics

'We were going to define the problem but it was simpler to re-define success.'

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

"I told you we'd settle this in the parking lot."

'What do you mean, you forgot where you parked. You've been shopping online.'

When Billy-Bob returned from the gun shop, some idiot had parked so close he couldn't get into his car - for whar proved to be the last time.

Pay and display - have you paid?

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

"Strange times require radical new approaches...We have to be prepared to try new things, work with the new and different people."

Outpatient recovery lot.

'There's no money to provide 'Care in the Community'...but we have just enough to move him into the carpark!'

"Our first order of business will be the new speed bump in the parking lot."

Pay 'n' Park Jackpot

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

'Tony's afraid to leave his new bike in the parking lot, so he carries it with him wherever he goes.'

'Honk if you know the meaning of life'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

Have you paid and displayed?

"Look, buddy, the truth you need to know is that I won't stamp your parking ticket!

"I forgot where parked."

"Says he can't afford the hospital's parking fees!"

Warning! Vehicles parked here will be towed, crushed, and sold to China as scrap!

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

Park: Sorry Full.

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."