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"Nevermind the carpet, Roomba! Go get help!"
"We really need to have our rugs vacuumed professionally one of these days."
'For our anniversary I bought myself a truck, and her a carpet cleaner...which explains my condition.'
'Stupid maid and her stupid upgrades!'
"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."
'...it's probably blood on the boardroom carpet.'
'Sir, the Christmas party is well prepared. We've got champagne, wine, beer, food and five canister of carpet cleaner.'
'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'
'To answer your question, I'll do indoors when they produce a home sit-on motorized carpet-cleaner.'
'My husband earned $50,000 last year stomping grapes, but it all went for carpet cleaning.'
"Our robot vacuum's setting might be set too high. Our carpet is gone."