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'Yeah, yeah, the floral pattern is fine. Weez just lookin' for somethin' a little wider, maybe eight, nine feet.'
"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."
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Alma and her Flying Wall-To-Wall Carpet
"I had the most marvellous dream last night. The whole world was done over in wall-to-wall carpeting."
The corporate merger of Plushy's Carpeting and Sticky's Velcro was not a success.
'I'm tired of you tracking soot and dust into the house. Please call a locksmith next year and use the front door.'
'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'
"I removed the carpeting and lo and behold, hardwood!"
'...and to my miserable son, Pruitt, I leave all my hideous lime-green wall-to-wall carpet remnants.'
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'It's true! Our clothes, the curtains, the carpeting in the waiting room... they're all made out of recycled dental floss!'
'We don't need new carpeting. Just tape these sample swatches to your feet.'
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'When did you install wall-to-wall carpeting?'
'I said shag carpeting.'
'I like your taste in lobby carpeting.'
'Think extra-plush carpeting will hide the hole?'
'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'
'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'
...and then there's Neal way of getting a Cotes du Rhone wine stain out of white carpeting.'
'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'
'First wine tasting, or is this your way of saying the Barolo misses the mark?'
'The dining room? It's 18 wine bottles long, and 15 wide.'
'It's okay, there's a six-figure carpeting allowance.'
Bill often considered cutting his armpit hair, but then he'd need to buy carpeting.
I see they're having a wig sale down at Carpeteria.