Carpeting Cartoons and Comics

'Yeah, yeah, the floral pattern is fine. Weez just lookin' for somethin' a little wider, maybe eight, nine feet.'

Artist:
McPherson, John
Search ID:
jmp060622
High Res:
1900x2650 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
gangster, gangsters, mafia, mafias, gang, gangs, rug, rugs, carpet, carpets, carpeting, carpeted, dead body, dead bodies, kill, killed, kills, killing, killer, killers, dead, die, died, dies, dying, salesmen, salesman, sales man, sales men, body, bodies, close to home

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX302357
High Res:
3400x4400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, redecorating, decorating, renovation, renovations, renovating, carpeting, carpet, carpets, shag carpet, shag carpeting, hardwood, hardwood floors, flooring, home improvement, property, properties

Alma and her Flying Wall-To-Wall Carpet

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC35257
High Res:
1919x2318 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
flying carpet, flying carpets, flying rug, flying rugs, magic carpet, magic carpets, rug, rugs, wall-to-wall, carpeting, magic, magician, magicians, witch, witches, fly, flies, flying, flight

The corporate merger of Plushy's Carpeting and Sticky's Velcro was not a success.

Artist:
McCracken, Theresa
Search ID:
tmcn3369
High Res:
2160x2400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
carpet, carpeting, carpets, velcros, rug, velcro, dog, cat, pet, animal, glue, floor, flooring, adhesive, glue, mergers, corporate, corporation, merger, interior decoration, interior decor, interior decorator, interior design, interior designer, floor covering, plush carpeting

'I'm tired of you tracking soot and dust into the house. Please call a locksmith next year and use the front door.'

Artist:
McCracken, Theresa
Search ID:
tmcn2589
High Res:
2160x2520 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
santa, santa claus, christmas, x-mas, holiday, holidays, fireplace, fire place, soot, rug, rugs, carpet, carpeting, carpets, dirt, cleaning, vacuum, vacuuming, mopping, lock, locks, locksmith, locksmiths, locksmithing, key, keys, security, chore, chores, spare key, spare keys

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

Artist:
King, Jerry
Search ID:
jkn0298
High Res:
1500x1800 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
chore, chores, lawn, lawns, mow the lawn, mowing the lawn, mow, mows, mowing, credit card, credit cards, carpet, carpets, carpeting, grass, excuse, excuses, parent, parents, parenting, kid, kids

"I removed the carpeting and lo and behold, hardwood!"

Artist:
Bucella, Marty
Search ID:
mbcn4155
High Res:
2640x2640 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
pirates, pirate, ship, ships, piracy, buccaneer, buccaneers, home improvement, home improvements, d.i.y., do it yourself, boats, boat, captain, peg legs, peg leg, legs, leg, wooden leg, carpet, carpeting, flooring, hardwood, hardwood floor, hardwood floors

'...and to my miserable son, Pruitt, I leave all my hideous lime-green wall-to-wall carpet remnants.'

Artist:
McCracken, Theresa
Search ID:
tmcn4986
High Res:
2160x2595 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
inheritance, heirs, will reading, will readings, family solicitor, family solicitors, heir, will, testament, estate, estates, parent, parents, father, fathers, son, sons, children, child, rug, rugs, carpet, carpets, carpeting, wall to wall carpet, wall to wall carpeting, wall to wall rug, wall rugs, wall rug, decor, interior design, poor taste, deathbed, deathbeds, death bed, death beds

'It's true! Our clothes, the curtains, the carpeting in the waiting room... they're all made out of recycled dental floss!'

Artist:
McPherson, John
Search ID:
jmp050924
High Res:
1900x2617 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dentist, dentists, dentistry, teeth, tooth, dental, dental floss, floss, flossing, flossed, flosses, carpet, carpets, carpeting, carpeted, recycle, recycling, recycled, recycles, curtain, curtains, recyclable, recyclables, unhygienic, close to home

'We don't need new carpeting. Just tape these sample swatches to your feet.'

Artist:
McCoy, Glenn and Gary
Search ID:
ggm090202
High Res:
1900x2392 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
carpet, carpets, carpeting, carpet fitter, carpet fitters, swatch, swatches, feet, foot, footwear, foot wear, cheapskate, cheapskates, sample, samples, sampling, sampled, shoe, shoes, suggest, suggests, suggested, suggestion, suggestions, tape, tapes, taping, taped, stick, sticks, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys

'When did you install wall-to-wall carpeting?'

Artist:
Reynolds, Dan
Search ID:
dre2302
High Res:
1500x2100 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog owning, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet owning, malt, malting, malts, hair, hairs, fur, furs, carpet, carpets, carpeting, carpeted, decoration, decorations, decorating, decorates, decorated, shedding, shed, cut, cutting, cuts, haircut

'I said shag carpeting.'

Artist:
Guy, Rodd and Dan
Search ID:
grb120509
High Res:
1900x2290 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
home improvement, home improvements, iconic sportsman, iconic sportsmen, carpet, carpets, shag carpet, shag carpets, shag carpeting, carpeting, misheard, mishearing, bad hearing, poor hearing, mix up, mix ups, miscommunication, miscommunications

'I like your taste in lobby carpeting.'

Artist:
Coleman, Ron
Search ID:
rcln517
High Res:
2250x2436 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
carpeting, carpet, carpets, cinema, cinemas, movie theatre, movie theatres, movie theater, movie theaters, interior design, interior designs, interior designer, interior designers, clown, clowns, circus, circuses, circus clown, circus clowns

'Think extra-plush carpeting will hide the hole?'

Artist:
McCracken, Theresa
Search ID:
tmcn2704
High Res:
2160x2400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
carpenter, carpenters, carpentry, construction, building, builder, builders, wood, lumber, floor, flooring, carpet, carpeting, rug, rugs, plush carpeting, interior decor, interior decoration, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, carpets, mistake

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

Artist:
Delgado, Roy
Search ID:
rde5771
High Res:
1680x1462 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
carpet, carpets, carpeting, carpeted, rug, rugs, plush, plush carpet, walk, walking, walked, walks, barefoot, barefeet, bare, bare foot, bare feet, disturb, disturbed, disturbing, inappropriate, rude, polite

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

Artist:
Bucella, Marty
Search ID:
mbcn1414
High Res:
2640x2640 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
hardwood flooring, flooring, hardwood floors, hardwood floor, floor, snacking, snacks, snack, healthy living, healthy eating, keep fit, couch potato, couch potatoes, carpet, carpets, fitness, diets, diet, dieting, unhealthy, carpeting, slob, slobs, telly addict, diy

...and then there's Neal way of getting a Cotes du Rhone wine stain out of white carpeting.'

Artist:
Pike, Doug
Search ID:
dpin1408
High Res:
1863x1350 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wine, wines, vino, alcohol, beverage, drink, drinker, burgundy, bordeaux, red wine, france, french, french wine, stain, stains, stained, staining, carpet, carpeting, ruin, clean, cleaning, housecleaning, damage, ruin, alcoholic, alcoholism, alcoholics, cleaner, cleaners

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Artist:
Pike, Doug
Search ID:
dpin1365
High Res:
1883x1404 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wine, wines, stain, stains, accident, accidents, vino, alcohol, beverage, problem solving, cleaner, cleaners, house, stain, carpet, carpeting, clean, cleaning, stained, accident, mishap, thinking, clever, problem, solve, mishaps, ruin, mess, messy, red wine, burgundy, bordeaux

Chia carpeting.

Artist:
Gradisher, Martha
Search ID:
mgdn295
High Res:
2250x1670 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
carpet, carpets, chia, plant, gardening, grow, gerows, growing, growing plants, water, waters, watering, watering cans, watering can, living room, carpeting, green finger, green fingers, green thumb, green thumbs

'First wine tasting, or is this your way of saying the Barolo misses the mark?'

Artist:
Pike, Doug
Search ID:
dpin1308
High Res:
1850x1404 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wine, wines, connoisseur, connoisseurs, wine tasting, parties, club, clubs, vino, beverage, alcohol, stain, spit, spitting, taste, taste testing, party, social, host, guest, guests, hosting, hosts, drink, drinker, drinking, target, miss, missing, accident, home, carpet, carpeting

'The dining room? It's 18 wine bottles long, and 15 wide.'

Artist:
Pike, Doug
Search ID:
dpin1035
High Res:
1850x1382 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
carpet, carpets, carpeting, carpet store, carpet shop, carpet shops, carpet stores, measurement, measurements, measuring, measured, salesmen, salesman, sale, sales, wine snob, wine snobs, wine connoisseur, wine connoisseurs, refurbishments, refurbishing

'It's okay, there's a six-figure carpeting allowance.'

Artist:
Pike, Doug
Search ID:
dpin328
High Res:
1814x1327 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
carpet, carpets, carpeting, home, repair, hole, floor, flooring, real estate, house, sell, buy, agent, marketing, allowance, carpet, carpets, contract, mortgage, mortgages, recessions, repairs, fix, home depot, buyer, transaction, recession, damage, insurance, insurance agents

Bill often considered cutting his armpit hair, but then he'd need to buy carpeting.

Artist:
Warner, Aaron
Search ID:
awan44
High Res:
1400x1842 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
armpit, armpits, armpit hair, underarm hair, hairy, hair, body hair, carpets, hygene, carpet, carpeting, shave, shaves, shaving, personal hygiene, couch potato, couch potatoes

I see they're having a wig sale down at Carpeteria.

Artist:
Flanagan, Mike
Search ID:
mfln589
High Res:
1809x1705 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wig, wigs, hair, carpet, carpets, carpeting, bald, balding, bald head, bald heads, hair, sale, sales, balding man, balding men, hairy man, hair loss, toupee, toupees

I just had a lovely dream - the world was done over in wall-to-wall carpeting.

Artist:
Morris, John
Search ID:
jmo0793
High Res:
1379x1941 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wall to wall carpeting, carpeting, ambitions, visions, dreams, dream, global domination, success, aspirations, aspirant