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'Yeah, yeah, the floral pattern is fine. Weez just lookin' for somethin' a little wider, maybe eight, nine feet.'
"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."
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Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.
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"In heaven you can pee on the carpet."
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"Last call, Eddie."
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Chet Blows Another Sale.
Safety Tips from the American Council to Avoid Static Shocks
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"I'd be upset, too, if they replaced my golden parachute with a dirty rolled-up carpet."
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"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."
"There goes the Aubusson."
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'When I was three, I kept falling out of bed. My parents couldn't afford a baby alarm so they took the carpet off the floor.'
"I had the most marvellous dream last night. The whole world was done over in wall-to-wall carpeting."
"I'm sure it's a rug."
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The corporate merger of Plushy's Carpeting and Sticky's Velcro was not a success.
"Look, darling - two pieces of old rug, nailed to our slippers, and Hey Presto! - no need for expensive carpets...!!"
"As soon as those rug samples come back from the lab I want to get them over to my decorator."
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'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'
'You can't keep sweeping all your personnel problems under the carpet.'
"I must say I liked the clouds much better than the new indoor-outdoor carpet."
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'I'm tired of you tracking soot and dust into the house. Please call a locksmith next year and use the front door.'
"Notice how the rug really ties the crime scene together."
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Tear off carpet.
'I have to take the kids to soccer. You'll have to take the doormat to work.'
'But I can't take my muddy boots off - I'm not wearing any!'
"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"
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