Carpets Cartoons and Comics

'Yeah, yeah, the floral pattern is fine. Weez just lookin' for somethin' a little wider, maybe eight, nine feet.'

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

"In heaven you can pee on the carpet."

"Last call, Eddie."

Chet Blows Another Sale.

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"I'd be upset, too, if they replaced my golden parachute with a dirty rolled-up carpet."

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

"There goes the Aubusson."

'When I was three, I kept falling out of bed. My parents couldn't afford a baby alarm so they took the carpet off the floor.'

"I had the most marvellous dream last night. The whole world was done over in wall-to-wall carpeting."

"I'm sure it's a rug."

The corporate merger of Plushy's Carpeting and Sticky's Velcro was not a success.

"Look, darling - two pieces of old rug, nailed to our slippers, and Hey Presto! - no need for expensive carpets...!!"

"As soon as those rug samples come back from the lab I want to get them over to my decorator."

'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'

'You can't keep sweeping all your personnel problems under the carpet.'

"I must say I liked the clouds much better than the new indoor-outdoor carpet."

'I'm tired of you tracking soot and dust into the house. Please call a locksmith next year and use the front door.'

"Notice how the rug really ties the crime scene together."

Tear off carpet.

'I have to take the kids to soccer. You'll have to take the doormat to work.'

'But I can't take my muddy boots off - I'm not wearing any!'

"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"