Carpets Cartoons and Comics

'Yeah, yeah, the floral pattern is fine. Weez just lookin' for somethin' a little wider, maybe eight, nine feet.'

Artist:
McPherson, John
Search ID:
jmp060622
High Res:
1900x2650 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
gangster, gangsters, mafia, mafias, gang, gangs, rug, rugs, carpet, carpets, carpeting, carpeted, dead body, dead bodies, kill, killed, kills, killing, killer, killers, dead, die, died, dies, dying, salesmen, salesman, sales man, sales men, body, bodies, close to home

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX302357
High Res:
3400x4400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, redecorating, decorating, renovation, renovations, renovating, carpeting, carpet, carpets, shag carpet, shag carpeting, hardwood, hardwood floors, flooring, home improvement, property, properties

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

Artist:
Hilburn, Scott
Search ID:
shl090203
High Res:
1900x2300 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bird, birds, paper, papers, news, newspaper, newspapers, carpet, carpets, fitter, fitters, decision, decisions, choice, choices, choose, chooses, pick, picks, picking, times, post, tribune, difficult, hard, indecisive, phil, meredith, nest, nests, home, homes, house, houses, decorate, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater

"In heaven you can pee on the carpet."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX302132
High Res:
4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, religion, religious, death, after death, life after death, afterlife, heaven, doggie heaven, doggy heaven, pet heaven, rainbow bridge, carpet, carpets, paradise

"Last call, Eddie."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC128246
High Res:
3209x2760 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, last call, last calls, closing, closing time, closing up, carpet, carpets, rolling up, rolling up the carpet

Chet Blows Another Sale.

Artist:
Hilburn, Scott
Search ID:
shl091209
High Res:
1900x2308 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
hoover, hoovers, vacuum, vacuums, cleaner, cleaners, cleaning, clean, cleans, housework, housewife, housewives, chore, chores, carpet, carpets, floor, floors, salesman, salesmen, demonstration, demonstrations, door, doors, home, homes, accident, accidents, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater

Safety Tips from the American Council to Avoid Static Shocks

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC25048
High Res:
2337x3025 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
safety tip, safety tips, tip, tips, static, static shock, static shocks, static electricity, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, irritation, irritations, irritating, carpet, carpets, staticky, shock, shocks, shocking, electric shock, electric shocks, government program, government programs, task force, task forces, federal task force, federal task forces, petty problem, petty problems

"I'd be upset, too, if they replaced my golden parachute with a dirty rolled-up carpet."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC128285
High Res:
3045x2610 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
retirement, forced retirement, pension, pensions, merger, mergers, laid off, lay off, laid-off, lay offs, lay-off, merger, mergers, redundancy, redundancies, made redundant, redundant, golden parachute, golden parachutes, executive, executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, business executive, business executive, carpet, carpets, takeover, takeovers, business takeover, business takeovers, bonus, bonuses

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC125397
High Res:
4301x4504 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
shag carpet, shag carpets, carpet, carpets, retro, retro fashion, outdated, dated, 70s, restore, restores, restoration, restorations, tacky, interior decorator, interior decorators, decor, 1970s, expert, experts, expertise

"There goes the Aubusson."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC29624
High Res:
2851x2233 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
death, deaths, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, killing, kills, killed, homicide, homicides, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, shot, shooting, shoot, shots, shoots, bleed, bleeding, bleeds, violence, violent, law, laws, marriage, married, marry, marriages, husband, wife, husbands, wives, relationship, relationships, aubusson, aubussons, gun, guns, pistol, pistols, tapestry, carpet, tapestries, carpets, france, french, concern, concerns, concerning, priorities, priority, annoy, annoyed, reaction, react

'When I was three, I kept falling out of bed. My parents couldn't afford a baby alarm so they took the carpet off the floor.'

Artist:
Chapman, Len
Search ID:
lcan517
High Res:
1800x2130 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
parent, parents, carpet, carpets, baby alarm, baby alarms, therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, mental health, mental state, childhood trauma, childhood traumas, couch, couches, comfort, comfortable

"I'm sure it's a rug."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC31399
High Res:
2354x1889 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
businessman, businessmen, balding, hair loss, alopecia, bald, no hair, losing hair, going bald, hiding, covering, head, heads, embarrassed, embarrassment, wig, wigs, toupee, toupees, rug, rugs, carpet, carpets, gossip, gossiping, wordplay, word play, man, men, beauty, health, hairstyle, hairstyles, hair

The corporate merger of Plushy's Carpeting and Sticky's Velcro was not a success.

Artist:
McCracken, Theresa
Search ID:
tmcn3369
High Res:
2160x2400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
carpet, carpeting, carpets, velcros, rug, velcro, dog, cat, pet, animal, glue, floor, flooring, adhesive, glue, mergers, corporate, corporation, merger, interior decoration, interior decor, interior decorator, interior design, interior designer, floor covering, plush carpeting

"Look, darling - two pieces of old rug, nailed to our slippers, and Hey Presto! - no need for expensive carpets...!!"

Artist:
White, Trevor
Search ID:
twtn127
High Res:
3776x3350 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
carpet, carpets, slipper, bedroom shoe, bedroom shoes, husbands, wives, cheapskate, cheapskates, miser, misers, misery, skinflints, redecorating, decorate, redecorate, slippers, husband, wife, rug, decorating, diy, floorboards, cost-cutting, cheap, solution, skinflint

"As soon as those rug samples come back from the lab I want to get them over to my decorator."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
BA500112
High Res:
3155x2620 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
rug, rugs, rug sample, rug samples, carpet, carpets, carpet sample, carpet samples, decorate, decorates, decorator, decorators, interior decorator, interior decorators, interior decoration, interior decorations, hit, hits, mob hit, mob hits, whacked, shooting, shootings, kill, kills, killing, killings, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, priority, priorities, distracted, distraction, distractions

'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'

Artist:
Flanagan, Mike
Search ID:
mfln6426
High Res:
2000x1663 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
decorate, decorates, decorating, decorated, decorator, decorators, do it yourself, redecorate, redecorates, redecorating, carpet, carpets, rug, rugs, wallpaper, wallpapers, paste, pastes, floor, floors, walls, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, wall to wall, mistakes

'You can't keep sweeping all your personnel problems under the carpet.'

Artist:
Delgado, Roy
Search ID:
rde9502
High Res:
1512x1810 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
sweep it under the carpet, personal problem, personal problems, carpet, carpets, therapist, therapists, mental health, therapy, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, shrink, shrinks, workaholic, workaholics, repression, repressed, mental state, ignore, ignores, ignoring

"I must say I liked the clouds much better than the new indoor-outdoor carpet."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC132387
High Res:
2922x2257 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, angel, angels, cloud, clouds, carpet, carpets, indoor-outdoor carpet, indoor-outdoor carpets, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, redecorating, decorating, renovation, renovations, renovating, like, better, worse, opinion, opinions, critique, critiques, critical, critic, critics, complaint, complaints, complaining

'I'm tired of you tracking soot and dust into the house. Please call a locksmith next year and use the front door.'

Artist:
McCracken, Theresa
Search ID:
tmcn2589
High Res:
2160x2520 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
santa, santa claus, christmas, x-mas, holiday, holidays, fireplace, fire place, soot, rug, rugs, carpet, carpeting, carpets, dirt, cleaning, vacuum, vacuuming, mopping, lock, locks, locksmith, locksmiths, locksmithing, key, keys, security, chore, chores, spare key, spare keys

"Notice how the rug really ties the crime scene together."

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
Search ID:
CC46724
High Res:
1920x1645 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
crime scene, crime scenes, murder scene, murder scenes, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, buzzword, buzzwords, design jargon, good design, insensitive, insensitivity, crime scene, crime scenes, rug, rugs, carpet, carpets, furniture, design scheme, design schemes, detective, detectives, deduction, deductions

Tear off carpet.

Artist:
Baldwin, Mike
Search ID:
mba0401
High Res:
1581x1800 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
men doing housework, clean, cleans, cleaning, paper towel, paper towels, carpet, carpets, hygiene, chore, chores, housework, mess, messiness, lazy, laziness, househusband, househusbands, bachelor, bachelor pad, bachelors, bachelor pads

'I have to take the kids to soccer. You'll have to take the doormat to work.'

Artist:
Bucella, Marty
Search ID:
mbcn1655
High Res:
2640x2640 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
flying carpet, flying carpets, doormats, carpet, carpets, kids, parent, parents, parenting, carpet, doormat, welcome mat, soccer, football, sports practice, sports practices, marriage, genie, genies, activities, after school activities, car, car sharing, sharing cars

'But I can't take my muddy boots off - I'm not wearing any!'

Artist:
Neat, Tony
Search ID:
tnen545
High Res:
2900x2452 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
kid, kids, carpet, carpets, floor, floors, dirt, dirts, dirty footprint, dirty footprints, messy, mess, messes, muddy feet, muddy foot, bare feet, bare foot, shoe, shoes, mother, mothers, motherhood, family life, cleaning, clean, cleans, generating mess

"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC32026
High Res:
2067x1912 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
discount, discounts, discounted, bailout, bailouts, rug, rugs, carpet, carpets, america, american, americans, ugly american, ugly americans, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveling, insult, insulting, offensive, give offense, giving offense, rug, rugs, carpet, carpets, sales, salesperson, salespeople, foreign policy, mexico, mexican, tourist, tourists, american tourist, american tourists

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

Artist:
Shirvanian, Vahan
Search ID:
vsh1287
High Res:
2268x2200 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
magic carpet, magic carpets, carpet, carpets, flying, flying carpet, flying carpets, flight, magical, magic, magician, magicians, marriage, married, wedding, weddings, just married, transport, car, cars, honeymoon, honeymoons, couples, couple, driving, arabian, bride, groom, brides