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"He ain't heavy, Father. He's a noodle."
"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."
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'I wish he'd carry a wallet like everyone else.'
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'I gotta hand it to you, Conway. It takes a genius like you to figure out how to get an 8-foot-long table through a 3-foot-wide door!'
"Well, you're not going to try the fireman's lift on me!"
'I found a way to give patients a stress test while they carry files to the ninth floor for me.'
"Stan, I'm afraid we have to let you go. You're just not carrying your weight."
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"You spoil that dog!"
Man being carried by his wife who is also pushing the baby.
'There goes Claudius in his new All-Terrain-Vehicle.'
'Jeepers I always seem to get the tough assignments.'
'Can I carry your computer disks to school?'
'Tony's afraid to leave his new bike in the parking lot, so he carries it with him wherever he goes.'
'So there I was carrying over 100 times my body weight... you know what that's like, right... when you can carry over 100 times your own body weight?'
Ants stealing from the picnic.
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"Will nobody take me litterally?"
"Well I'm sorry but 'nearly over the threshold' just isn't good enough, Gerald!"
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"It was easy switching to a smaller purse. I bought John a jacket with larger pockets."
"I love my new shoes, pity they hurt so much."
"You call them slaves. I call them a support group."
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A moose carries a woman's things up a hill.
A politician points in the direction forward while being carried by members of the public.
A stork races a deer while both carry a newborn.
'YOU try telling him!'
'I wear a fanny pack so I don't look stupid cramming my pockets full of stuff.'
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