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'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'
'Yes, normally, carrots are good for you eyes, but in your case they only increase your sense of smell.'
'I thought carrots were suppose to be good for the eyes?'
Snowman going through airport security
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Squirrel Nose Job
"You have something of mine, and I want it back."
Winter rabbit spoiling winter fun
A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo
"They were out of carrots."
"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."
'I want a smaller carrot.'
"Don't be silly, you smell fine."
"Oh Richard, I had the most terrible dream."
"I can't tell the difference - They all smell like carrots to me."
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Woodpecker sitting on snowmans nose
Snowman has cage protecting his nose.
Snowman's Eye Test
'This tastes like BOOGERS!' - 'It is carrot cake.'
"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."
Melting snow man
"Hand over the carrot pal!"
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Snowman points the way for a hunter after a deer eats his nose.
"Is it just me or can you smell carrots too?"
'Don't mention carrot cake. He had a bad experience.'
'Like the nose job? Look for the kid with vegetable peeler!'