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'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'
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carrot, carrots, sneeze, sneezes, sneezing, sneezed, snowmen, snowman, snow sculptures, snow sculpture, achoo, snow, snows, snowing, snowed, shredded carrot, shredded carrots, carrot nose, carrot noses, stain, stains, winter, winters, winter time, wintertime'Yes, normally, carrots are good for you eyes, but in your case they only increase your sense of smell.'
Snowman going through airport security
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airport, airports, international airport, international airports, flying, air travel, travel, tourism, passenger, passengers, screening, screenings, security screening, security screenings, security, protection, safety, scanner, scanners, metal detector, metal detectors, detector, detectors, officer, officers, tsa, t.s.a., transportation security administration, department of homeland security, snowman, snowmen, carrot, carrots, carrot nose, carrot noses, scarf, scarfs, tray, trays, put all your belongings in the tray, going through airport security, going through security"You have something of mine, and I want it back."
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carrot, carrots, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, snowmen, snowman, snow figure, snow figures, snow sculpture, snow sculptures, snow people, snow person, carrot nose, carrot noses, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, revenge, vengeance"I can't tell the difference - They all smell like carrots to me."
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christmas shopping, christmas shopper, christmas shoppers, xmas shopping, xmas shopper, xmas shoppers, snowmen, snowman, gift, gifts, present, presents, christmas, christmases, xmas, xmases, perfume, perfumes, carrot nose, carrot noses, scent, scents, festive period, snow sculpture, snow sculptures"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."
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carrot nose, carrots, carrot, carrot noses, snowman, snowmen, steal, steals, stealing, stole, stolen, five a day, 5 a day, vegetable, vegetables, snack, snacks, snacking, hunger, hungers, hungry, lunch, lunches, winter, winter activity, winter activities, healthy snack, healthy snacks'This tastes like BOOGERS!' - 'It is carrot cake.'
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snowman, snowmen, christmases, xmas, xmases, christmas, santa, carrot cake, carrot cakes, santa claus, father christmas, booger, boogers, carrot nose, carrot noses, saint nicholas, st, nicholas, st, nick, saint nick, christmas eve, tradition, traditions, snack, snacks"Hand over the carrot pal!"
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snowmen, snowman, snow sculpture, snow sculptures, snow figure, snow figures, snow people, snow person, mugger, muggers, mugging, muggings, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, thief, thieves, carrot, carrot nose, carrot noses, carrots, hold up, hold ups, hold-up, hold-ups, gun crime, gun crimesA snowman is about to eat his nose.
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snowmen, snowman, meal, meals, carrot, carrots, carrot nose, carrot noses, vegetable, vegetables, veges, veg, vegetable portion, vegetable portions, eat, eats, eating, nose, noses, snow sculpture, snow sculptures, dinner, dinners, dinning, winter, winters'If we're going to make this one look like Daddy, we'll need a bigger carrot.'