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'Only one carry-on.'
Tags:baggage, luggage, luggage fee, luggage fees, baggage fee, baggage fees, suitcase, suitcases, airport, airports, airline, airlines, carry on, carry ons, carry-on, carry-ons, air travel, air-travel, passenger, passengers, flight, flights, cheapskate, cheapskates, hidden fee, budget airline, budget airlines
"I got my emotional baggage down to a little carry-on."
Magician is at airport terminal with cut-in-half assistant on luggage stroller.
Tags:magic, magician, magicians, illusion, illusions, sawing a woman in half, assistants, assistant, magicians assistants, magician's assistant, magician's assistants, magicians assistant, luggage, suitcase, suitcases, airport, airports, airport terminal, airport terminals, transportation, carry-ons, carry-on, baggage check, baggage checks
"Nice try, but your friend can't fly as carry-on luggage."
"This is too much homework, Ms. Fraily. We're only allowed one carry-on on the bus."
'Sir... your carry-on luggage needs to be stowed under your seat!'
"Excuse me... Did they say carrion, or carry-on?"
Tags:travel, luggage, bag, bags, suitcase, suitcases, carry-on, traveling, flight, air, ticket, ticket counter, tickets, airport, airports, queues, queue, queuing, vulture, vultures, carrion, misinterpretation, interpretation, bird, birds, scavenger bird, scavenger birds, board, boarding, airplane, aeroplane, airport, misunderstanding, pun, puns, carry on, luggage, buzzards, rocs, condors, vultures, swoops
"Oh, boy. This can't be good!"
"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."
"Fascinating! Dr. Mort, this proves that the early Flightattenderthal did in fact impale passengers who brought on oversized carry-on luggage!"
Tags:jetlagged, jetlagged comic, jetlag, airlines, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, planes, airline, airplane, plane, travel, stewardess, stewardesses, flight attendant, flight attendants, air, hostess, hostesses, host, hosts, caveman, cavemen, cave, prehistoric, neolithic, passenger, impale, kill, death, dead, die, luggage, bag, baggage, bags, carry-on, oversize, oversized, cave drawings, cave art, cave paintings, baggage restrictions, luggage restrictions, carry-on, carry-ons
'There's a fee for each carry-on bag, including your bag of chips.'
Excess Baggage: Airport checkpoints we'd all like to see...
Excess Baggage: Wheeled carry-on luggage we would really like to see...
Tags:excess baggage, tourist, tourists, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, travel plan, travel plans, carry-on, carry on, carry-ons, carry ons, luggage, baggage, gadget, gadgets, gadgetry, technological advances, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, experienced, airport, airports, airline, airlines
'Sir, your luggage exceeds the carry-on size limit! It wouldn't be fair to other passengers if I allotted more space for you, now would it?'
'You'll probably have to pay excess on that.'
Cull people who take up all the overhead bin space on airplanes
Tags:cull, culls, culling, human cull, human culls, social problem, social problems, social issue, bad habit, bad habits, rude, rudeness, inconsiderate, inconsiderateness, annoying habit, annoying habits, flight, flights, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, overhead storage, overhead bin, storage compartment, selfish, selfishness, carryon, carry on, carry ons, carry-on, carry-ons
'You may get up and collect your carry-ons as soon as I'm timed out and illegal to work tomorrow.'
Excess Baggage: Wheeled carry on luggage we would really like to see...
"I'll have a double entendre."
Tags:excess baggage, excess baggages, baggage size, baggage sizes, luggage size, luggage sizes, carry on, carry-on, suitcase, suitcases, bag, bags, airport, airports, air travel, flight, flights, tourist, tourists, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, baggage restrictions, luggage restrictions, luggage restriction, baggage restriction
Carry On Luggage Must Fit In This Box And Not Be Too 'Scruffy Looking'.