Carry On Cartoons and Comics

"No luggage."

'One carry-on!'

Carrion luggage

"Nice try, but your friend can't fly as carry-on luggage."

"Let me present my wife, the princess Scheherazade. Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor the gloom of night nor sex nor childbirth can stop her from telling those damned stories."

Sid James

"This is too much homework, Ms. Fraily. We're only allowed one carry-on on the bus."

'Sir... your carry-on luggage needs to be stowed under your seat!'

Frequent Flier Tom Walstrom, on his way to Seattle, passes his luggage on it's way to L.A.

"Excuse me... Did they say carrion, or carry-on?"

Do you have a problem?. . . Continue on as usual.

'There's a fee for each carry-on bag, including your bag of chips.'

"Gone to Heaven - Betty, 67."

'Sorry you lost your job, but I'm sure you'll get back on your feet.

'Sorry buddy...carrion luggage only!'

'Sir, your luggage exceeds the carry-on size limit! It wouldn't be fair to other passengers if I allotted more space for you, now would it?'

Cull people who take up all the overhead bin space on airplanes

'You'll probably have to pay excess on that.'

'You may get up and collect your carry-ons as soon as I'm timed out and illegal to work tomorrow.'

'I'd say he suffered one too many panic attacks, resulting in sudden death.'

"What!?"

Traveling Lite...Flights.