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A doctor runs away from a cellphone
Tags:baggage, luggage, luggage fee, luggage fees, baggage fee, baggage fees, suitcase, suitcases, airport, airports, airline, airlines, carry on, carry ons, carry-on, carry-ons, air travel, air-travel, passenger, passengers, flight, flights, cheapskate, cheapskates, hidden fee, budget airline, budget airlines
"Who will carry on when I'm gone? All my kids are in recovery."
"Nice try, but your friend can't fly as carry-on luggage."
"This is too much homework, Ms. Fraily. We're only allowed one carry-on on the bus."
'Sir... your carry-on luggage needs to be stowed under your seat!'
"Vote for me so I can get on with my life."
Tags:election, elections, campaign, campaigns, campaigning, speech, speeches, vote, votes, voters, voter, voting, poll, polls, political election, political campaign, political campaigning, general election, general elections, manifesto, manifestos, ideas, idea, carry on, carrying on, get on, get on with, move on, moving on
Frequent Flier Tom Walstrom, on his way to Seattle, passes his luggage on it's way to L.A.
Tags:frequent flier, frequent flyer, sky miles, fly, flying, flight, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, airport, airports, luggage, suitcase, suitcases, carry on, travel, traveling, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, travelling, lost luggage, connecting flight, connecting flights, layover, layovers, flight connection, luggage carousel, flight attendant, flight attendants, steward, stewards, stewardess
Do you have a problem?. . . Continue on as usual.
Tags:problem, problems, flow chart, flow charts, flow-chart, flow-charts, flow graph, flow graphs, problem solving, problem solver, problem solvers, problem solve, problem solved, carrying on, carry on, decision making, keep calm and carry on, facing problems, ignoring problems, mental health, mental state
"Excuse me... Did they say carrion, or carry-on?"
Tags:travel, luggage, bag, bags, suitcase, suitcases, carry-on, traveling, flight, air, ticket, ticket counter, tickets, airport, airports, queues, queue, queuing, vulture, vultures, carrion, misinterpretation, interpretation, bird, birds, scavenger bird, scavenger birds, board, boarding, airplane, aeroplane, airport, misunderstanding, pun, puns, carry on, luggage, buzzards, rocs, condors, vultures, swoops
'There's a fee for each carry-on bag, including your bag of chips.'
"Gone to Heaven - Betty, 67."
Tags:bingo, bingo hall, bingo halls, bingo game, bingo games, old-age, callers, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, death, old age, health, games, gambling, caller, retirement, pensioner, heaven, rhyme, chance, bingo caller, carry on, ageing, community, help the aged, bingo callers
'Sorry you lost your job, but I'm sure you'll get back on your feet.
Tags:rabbit, rabbits, snake, snakes, foot, feet, off your feet, back on your, footless, slither, slithering, hopping, lost, job, sarcasm, ironic, irony, sarcastic, tease, teasing, poke fun, animals, animal, coping humor, coping, job loss, jobless, hiring, firing, fired, unemployed, unemployment, pick yourself up, plod on, carry on, plod
Excess Baggage: Wheeled carry-on luggage we would really like to see...
Tags:excess baggage, tourist, tourists, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, travel plan, travel plans, carry-on, carry on, carry-ons, carry ons, luggage, baggage, gadget, gadgets, gadgetry, technological advances, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, experienced, airport, airports, airline, airlines
Excess Baggage: Airport checkpoints we'd all like to see...
'Sorry buddy...carrion luggage only!'
'Sir, your luggage exceeds the carry-on size limit! It wouldn't be fair to other passengers if I allotted more space for you, now would it?'
Cull people who take up all the overhead bin space on airplanes
Tags:cull, culls, culling, human cull, human culls, social problem, social problems, social issue, bad habit, bad habits, rude, rudeness, inconsiderate, inconsiderateness, annoying habit, annoying habits, flight, flights, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, overhead storage, overhead bin, storage compartment, selfish, selfishness, carryon, carry on, carry ons, carry-on, carry-ons
'You'll probably have to pay excess on that.'
'You may get up and collect your carry-ons as soon as I'm timed out and illegal to work tomorrow.'
Excess Baggage: Wheeled carry on luggage we would really like to see...
'I'd say he suffered one too many panic attacks, resulting in sudden death.'