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"He ain't heavy, Father. He's a noodle."
One of the three kings give Frankenstein's Monster a shoulder ride
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"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."
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'I wish he'd carry a wallet like everyone else.'
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A funeral for a businessman.
'I gotta hand it to you, Conway. It takes a genius like you to figure out how to get an 8-foot-long table through a 3-foot-wide door!'
A dog fetching his owner's slippers balances them on his nose, juggles them and tries them on before presenting them to his owner.
'I found a way to give patients a stress test while they carry files to the ninth floor for me.'
"And you call yourself a marsupial?"
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'My chiropractor said that since I had the twins my posture has improved.'
Three generations and baby carriers
"Now there's a relationship that's working!"
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A dog brings oversized shoes to his master who is a clown.
'Look at your father. See what happens when you lift with your back instead of your legs?'
"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."
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"You spoil that dog!"
Man being carried by his wife who is also pushing the baby.
'There goes Claudius in his new All-Terrain-Vehicle.'
Man carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders.
"Mobile Tree Home"
Tags:mobile home, mobile homes, giraffe, giraffes, tree house, tree houses, tree home, tree homes, carry, carrying, prefab, prefabs, prefabricated house, prefabricated houses, caravan, caravans, caravanning, on the move, caravanner, caravanners, trailer, trailers, trailer park, trailer parks, mobile-home, mobile-homes, modern life, housing shortage, housing crisis, housing shortages
"Next time make two trips."
'So June, do you think we should get a stairlift or just move to a bungalow...because, let's face it, we're getting on and here will come a point...when you won't be able to carry me up the stairs anymore.'
'Jeepers I always seem to get the tough assignments.'
'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'