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'How can I be sure I'm getting 100% orange juice?'
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'Slow down,' I said... 'Watch that bump,' I said... Not only did we lose two of the kds, but who knows what kinda damage that's gonna do to the paint!
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'You must realize that with your expected expiration date, your premiums are going to be astronomical.'
Cartoon of Eggs.
Milk carton - 'Have you seen me? I'm the man you thought you elected to office'.
'This milk smells funny.'
Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle
'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'
Shake well before drinking.
A mother hen pushing her baby eggs in a egg carton pram.
Compassionate conservative furniture...buy furniture today! The homeless need the cartons!'
Picture of missing sock on milk carton.
"I'm pretty lucky. I have a wife that tolerates both my lactose and bad habits."
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"Ever since Harry found his expiration date, he's been going through a mid-shelf-life crisis."
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