Cartooning Cartoons and Comics

"Maybe it needs a caption."

"Oops, sorry."

'Well it was fine on the straight but when it hit the last curve the cartoonist lost his perspective!'

"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."

"Edwards, fetch my pajamas! I'm going to draw some cartoons."

FREElance Artists

FREElance Artists

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

"I have this nagging feeling that cartoonists are everywhere, drawing everything I do."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"I had this two-part dream last night...I've got to try figure out how to turn this into a cartoon!"

Cartooning for Psychopaths.

"*@~!*? cartoon jungle!"

Your Submissions

"Hey you. I can't get in your house because nobody drew a fireplace or chimney. Not my fault, dude. Well, maybe next year. Ho, ho, ho."

Cartoon characters on strike.

In a tragic case of cartoon perspective gone awry, a giant colossal skydiver lands on a small town in Kansas.

Terrorism and Cartoons

'Well, we're not there yet, but we've never been closer to discovering the origin of the cartoon universe.'

'Amateurs who work cheap degrade the cartooning profession...Illegal aliens are great for our economy because they work cheap....'

'No, we can never actually see the big cartoonist, but he's everywhere.'

'Oh great! We've somehow landed in a single panel cartoon! The one place we know we couldn't possibly find intelligent life!'

'We caught him trying to escape to another cartoon, sire.'

'Yes, ladies, we're aware of the mix-up of vibration lines today. So far, we haven't had any luck contacting the cartoonist.'