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'That's not what I meant when I asked you to carve it.'
"...and furthermore that said housewife violated both the animal cruelty statute as well as the disability act when she willfully cut off the tails of three visually impaired rodents."
"There are three generations of surgeons here, yet none of you can carve a turkey."
Blood on the slacks.
'And notwithstanding their disability, she severed their tales...'
A businessman is about to carve up a piggy bank.
The day Kevin turned vegetarian.
'Ok - she cut off our tails - she's not crazy about us - are we gonna let that ruin our lives?'
'So, these three little mice are blind and the farmer's wife comes along and cuts off their tails with a carving knife? Who writes this suff, Stephen King?'
"I'm here for stabbing my husband 324 times... I couldn't turn the electric carving knife off."
"Remember when 'hacking' was just something you did to our Sunday dinner roast?"