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"So that's your resting face."
'You have quite a build up of wax in there. You need to floss more'
"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"
'Arghhh! He's got no face!'
'...then they saw off the top of your head and scoooop out your insides until you are just an empty shell, there are pips and bits of flesh everywhere! but they haven't finished with you yet...'
'Today was a bit of a disaster.' - 'First I cut my finger and bled everywhere, then I lost my plaster while I was cooking.' - 'Do you want the last bowl of pumpkin soup?' - 'No, it's okay. You go for it.'
Internet Jack O'Lantern.
They're not all named 'Jack': 'Sara, meet Ned, Dawn, George and Axel.'
Cat among the pumpkins.
'Mom! Evan keeps calling the pumpkin pulp, 'brains.''
"I feel like a hallow shell of my former self."